A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right
tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy
on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from
the heavens a voice boomed,

''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The
voice boomed,

''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice.
Then she started another hole and once again the voice said,

''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?''

The voice answered, 'NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK

 

Dumb *****

 

hahahhaha funniest thing ive heard all day!

 

lmao funny