> >
> > > >Subject: Fw: Ice Fishing
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd
seen many books on
> the
> > > >subject, and finally, after getting all the
necessary tools together,
> she
> > > >made for the nearest frozen lake.
> > > >After positioning her comfy footstool, she started
to make a circular
> cut
> > > >in the ice. Suddenly---from the sky---a voice
boomed,
> > > >
> > > >"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
> > > >
> > > >Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice,
poured a Thermos of
> > > >cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.
Again, from the
heavens,
> > the
> > > >voice bellowed,
> > > >
> > > >"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
> > > >
> > > >The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the
opposite end of
> the
> > > >ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her
hole. The voice
came
> > once
> > > >more, even louder:
> > > >
> > > >"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
> > > >
> > > >She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that
you, Lord?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The voice replied,
> > > >
> > > >"NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >

 

my blond girlfriend is that dumb,,,,,,


seriously

 

hahaha

laterz,
brian

 

good thing i dont have blond girlfriend

 

hope she doesnt ever browse these forums....