Daddy's on the phone
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Daddy's on the phone
((((((((((RING)))))))))
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy" .... "Is your Mommy near
the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you to do. Put down the
phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside
the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug
and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the ! swimming pool ...
but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean
it,
so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
***more pause****
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool????......Is this 555-7039?"
***pick up***
"Hello?"
"Hi, honey, this is Daddy" .... "Is your Mommy near
the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle
Frank,"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you to do. Put down the
phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside
the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug
and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the ! swimming pool ...
but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean
it,
so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
***long pause***
***more pause****
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool????......Is this 555-7039?"
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