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Oct 25, 2006 | 02:34 AM

celgsxr

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yo momma

is so big she has to use a plunger to put in her contacts....

now this thread is the yo momma thread and keep it orginal.. i really made that up..

now shoot

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:36 AM

Vetter

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Re: yo momma

yo momma is soo retarded

she didnt abort u

beat thta beotch

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:40 AM

Vetter

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on one gots nothing

ah im going to bed

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:42 AM

celgsxr

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on one gots nothing

ah im going to bed

tell your mom to get some to cause im working her *** all night tomorrow..

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:43 AM

Vetter

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Re: yo momma

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tell your mom to get some to cause im working her *** all night tomorrow..

yo momma joke b*tch. stick to it.

i.e. yo mamma ____________ etc etc...

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:45 AM

celgsxr

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Re: yo momma

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yo momma joke b*tch. stick to it.

i.e. yo mamma ____________ etc etc...

hey at least im getting some...
u on the other hand your girls box is so dry u have to pick the scabs to make it wet..

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:47 AM

Vetter

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Re: yo momma

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Originally Posted by celgsxr

hey at least im getting some...
u on the other hand your girls box is so dry u have to pick the scabs to make it wet..

getting soem what? rosy palms.

and hell yeah i pick my girls box. i got to inspect that **** after every time i throw her *** on the blcok to get mah money.

Oct 25, 2006 | 02:50 AM

celgsxr

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Re: yo momma

hey Bill McMahon you momma is so ugly and dumb she was in line at my haunted house and i asked her to take off her mask.
and she tried..

Oct 25, 2006 | 03:54 AM

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Re: yo momma

Yo mommas c unt is SOOOOOOOOOO nasty

they make contestants eat it out on fear factor!!

Last edited by CarpeDiem; Oct 25, 2006 at 03:56 AM.

Oct 25, 2006 | 04:38 AM

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Re: yo momma

your mommas so fat she has to use bacon for a bandaid

Oct 25, 2006 | 04:40 AM

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your mom stinks so bad right guard had to call for backup

Oct 25, 2006 | 04:44 AM

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Re: yo momma

your mom is so fat when she brought her dress to cleaners they said we dont do curtains

and your moms is so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party

Oct 25, 2006 | 10:49 AM

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your moms is so fat everytime she turns around we throw her a welcome back party

Oct 25, 2006 | 06:01 PM

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your momma's so stupid the ***** tripped over a cordless phone

Oct 25, 2006 | 10:41 PM

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Re: yo momma

your momma is so black, i shot a gun at her with the lights off, the bullet came running back to me with a flashlight saying " I CAN'T FIND THE B1TCH!!"