Why the hell cant i ever sleep
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by DURTY
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the ***** is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
bet u havent heard this one
are u a virgin
bet u havent heard this one
are u a virgin
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by DURTY
why is that, leg humper 
aahhaha soo. atleast im not throwin out these old *** ignant pick up lines that would never work anyways. Jackass. You are officially NOT a pimp.
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by letsride
aahhaha soo. atleast im not throwin out these old *** ignant pick up lines that would never work anyways. Jackass. You are officially NOT a pimp.
fvckin leg humpin trader!!!
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by DURTY
ummmmmmmm im coping and pasting those cheesee lines from a site just for **** an giggles and to post *****............now go ask the ***** of a mother that shat u out if my style works!!!!
fvckin leg humpin trader!!!
fvckin leg humpin trader!!!
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by letsride
wow that was original too. Go make up your own insults and get back to me. Until then, get off my nuts
not acceptable homie!!! not acceptable 
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by DURTY
ur a trader cuz u chose hoes before bros UNEXCEPTABLE!!
So your saying if you go to bar and see a hot chick talking to a guy, you wouldnt go hit on her because you beleave in some Bros befo hoes BS. I mean you dont know the guy and you dont know me sooo um ya.
Are you even old enough to drink?
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
ok wow
u guys def are interesting.. so i just waited 2hrs for ****in pizza and they took it to the wrong place then acted like the didnt know where the **** the place on campus is i live then wanted to know if i was from here! wtf
u guys def are interesting.. so i just waited 2hrs for ****in pizza and they took it to the wrong place then acted like the didnt know where the **** the place on campus is i live then wanted to know if i was from here! wtf
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Re: Why the hell cant i ever sleep
Originally Posted by Jay17ray
ok wow
u guys def are interesting.. so i just waited 2hrs for ****in pizza and they took it to the wrong place then acted like the didnt know where the **** the place on campus is i live then wanted to know if i was from here! wtf
u guys def are interesting.. so i just waited 2hrs for ****in pizza and they took it to the wrong place then acted like the didnt know where the **** the place on campus is i live then wanted to know if i was from here! wtf
Anything over an hour I dont pay for. who the hell wants cold pizza? Ussually aroundhere they just give it to you if it takes that long
