no no.. im pretty sure i dnt do that..

 

Me to. not to my parents for some reason though weird.

ahaha chester the molester? you should have said " im only 15 you pervert"

 

nah i just said i was engaged and showed him the ring i have from my dad
hahah he didnt know any different

 

LOL thats fukin sweet. He probly felt like an idiot after that. Im hopin I can pull 22 year olds when Im 50 :YEAH

 

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

 

aaaaaand your getting more and more ignorant everyday. Good job bud

 

durty ur lines are old.. heard them before. sry.

 

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. :YEAH

 

ah I just found you on myspace by accident. You know shawn from 2502?

 

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

 

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

 

ok that one was funny

 

home run? baby dont flatter urself no one has hit that

yea i love shawn! shes my grl!

 

You could always club her and drag her back to you crib. you know, caveman style :YEAH

 

i dnt have sex so nothing

 

cool cool. Shes supposed to draw me a tattoo but Ive been cheap and I havent sent any money yet

 

hey ur supposed to be on my side... grrrr

 

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the ***** is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

bet u havent heard this one

are u a virgin

 

I am. Read a few posts above.

That one was for fun.

 

yes, i am