You know how it goes, just wanna see what the responses are...

I'll go first:

1. You know you're a stunter when you only wear "mechanics gloves".

 

2. You wear your helmet while having sex.

 

Hmmmmm I've actually never experienced that one...LMAOOOOOO... or heard of that one either...

 

Every single pair of shoes i own have a melted sole on the right foot from my exhaust.

 

you are so addicted to wheeling things, that u end up spending more time playing in front of the house on your 50 than the local kids on their scooters and skateboards.

 

5. you sit at your desk and see how long you can wheelie your chair..
6. you would rather sit on stuntlife than have sex
7. when on vacation you think about maybe driving to another state just because you found a sweet parking lot
8. your bike has no distinguishing physical characteristics anymore

 

9. You post on stuntlife, and are pissed when no one responds within 5 minutes, cause you would damn sure have the courtesy to respond to them...

 

I just did that the other day on a road trip I was taking. I was like damn, Look at all these spots... I for sure need to move...

 

when you....

you have a bike in your house or apartment (living room bedroom whatever)
you have been banned at the honda v4 bbs (old farts hate me choppin up a sabre and talking bout stunting)
your desk chairs back legs are breaking from wheelies
your chair has come unbolted from the base
your office chair is almost as beat up as your bike
you wish your recliner would go to 12
you have found the bp in your recliner (yeah i get pretty bored sometimes)
you have a guy flipping his bike in your screen saver (endo gone wrong)
you have multiple stunt pictures in your screen saver
you date a guy or girl on SL
you wear about as much armour as a us marine
you wonder how you could make a car do an endo (thought of it more than a few times lol)
you get up at 6:30 bring your computer out of sleep mode and proceed to go directly to SL... then while pages load you go pee come back post go get a drink while the next page loads then come back and post...... then when your done move one to starboyz and other stunt forums


well im off to bed so i can be back at 6:30

 

- the bottom of your pants are held together by safety pins/zipties
- you use duct tape/zipties to fix ANYTHING
- you spend more time in your garage fixing your bike than actually riding it
- if it means going to bed at 2 even though you have to get up at 6 for work, you're still out riding
- all your clothes, even the nice ones you go out to the bars in, consist of shirts with your stunt team/other stunt teams logos/ riding gear brands/ sarcastic saying about riding/ bike parts companies

just what I have experienced from friends that stunt

 

you say your going to bed at 11:23 and you end up staying up till 12:30 because you were looking at a parts place over in europe

 

When you say "she ****ing killed the brown" all your friends know what your talking about... and none of your friends stunt.

 

when you've set at you desk at work and have found the BP for your water bottle while waiting on SL to load.

 

Wow, that is my husband to a tee!!!!!

 

when you make this post showing how you found the bp on your sub
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/sho...postcount=5357

 

when you must hammer in ur gas tank at all costs.
when ur "stunt jeans" have HUGE GAPING holes in them from spreaders on the hammered gas tank coated with some sort of rough gripping material that prevents spreader slippage.
when ur bike has never been inspected & wouldn't pass even if u did.
when u know & must use hand signals.
when ur bike refuses to go over 40 mph.
when u don't think wearing gear is necessary because ur only going 9 mph max.
when ur helmet looks like crap.
when every scar you've got is linked to a stunt story.
when carry around a vid camera 24-7 just in case.
when traffic laws, signals & signs don't apply when ur on the road EVER.
when u ask ur girl when she's going to start stunting.
when u sleep u dream of new tricks.
when u own a truck or trailer for your bikes.
when u own or have owned at least one 50.
when ALL your friends are in the STUNT circle of 15 degrees of separation.
when every single conversation leads to stunting.
when u spend 20 hours a day in a parking lot- used for truck deliveries- & ur still not tired.
when ur cell phone voice message states you can't pick up because "you're out riding" or the automated message that just states ur number.
U think sportsbike/ track enthusaists are weenies.
when you have 10000000000000000000 tag names, nicknames, etc...
when potholes are okay to hit.
when ur tires are as bald as an eagle, but you still think they've got some room for wear.
when u ride with ur stunt group on a main road, u scare pedestrians rather get "ooooohhhss" and "ahhhhhhs" like pretty sportsbikes do.
when little kids see u, they give u the hand signal to wheelie.


okay that's enough from me fur now.

 

When you f*ck yourself up and when they put you in a wheelchair @ the hospital it takes you 20 sec. before you get bored and try to wheelie it. (those fancy chairs with the wheelie bars don't count)

 

ahahahahahh so great!

 

When you dress your pets up like stunters!

 

That's totally me