Is it against the law to ride with out a head light, or blinkers or speedodometer,

 

when you have more zip tys than bolts holdin ur sh** together

 

..When you remember being 6 years old pushing the other kids off rocking horses to do 'endos' and 'wheelies' and seeing how long you can hold 'BP'...


True **** right there..except I think I was like, 10?

-Max.

 

THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!

 

You know that you are a LOW BUDGET stunter when:

When your bike attracts more attention than the 40K euro bike.

When you duct tape over the cords in an attempt to ride longer on a tire (steve!!)

When you see a bike with a dented frame and exclaim JACKPOT!

When you are everyones best friend because you have the most tools.

When your are perfectly willing to ride with missing rearsets and/or attached handle bars.

When after a crash you stand up holding your arms in the air like you just broke a world record not even paying attention to the bike.

When you enjoy trolling for squids only to realize that it is prob you.

When you start stocking parts like levers and rearsets because you break them on a regular basis.

When you begin tire changes by blowing up the tire and then setting the bike on its side to get the tire off.

When your idea of minty plastics are ones that remain on the bike.

When your exhaust is loose on purpose so when it scrapes during a twelve it simply flexes out of the way.

When you can call your bike a "Susonda Yahki" and it is actually what the bike is.

When you wash the nacho cheese off your bike 4 months after it was spilled because you want to see what it is like to ride through a car wash.

When your bike weighs 40pounds more than when it is new because of the dirt buildup and the zipties.

 

when you wake up with a stand up

 

^^Is this morning wood you speak of???^^

 

All county and city police recieve phone calls from car drivers and they assume its you by asking you the next time they c u out. Sir was you riding wheelies the other day at....(Small Town)
When your bike is trashed and you keep staying you'll get a frame protecter but dont have time because of riding so much.
Putting 6000 miles on it in 2 months and only replacing the back tire cause of wires running down the middle. Need to replace the front, looks like a stop sign.
When people you pass look, smile, and shake there head side to side or grab there cell phone. "911 Emergency"
When all you here is, How'd u do that. U'r crazy, and give me something.
When u look for the most busiest, straightest 4 lanes to show out on.

 

when every time you see a cop car you just wona turn and run, even when out in you car.

when you stop running out the house at 3 in the morning cuz you herd a noise cuz you know no one's gona take you beat peace off ****.

when you phone in sick for work they ask you "did you fall off that bike agein??"

 

when u fvck anything that walks

 

when you stunt anything you touch

 

when you go somwhere no one passes you ever...
when you go somwhere you ride like your trying to hold onto first.

 

you just plain don't give a ****

 

ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION. I dig it. man, i just noticed this is an old *** thread. ANYWAY when you get hit by a car on your 6 and say "this is a sh*tty way to get a 750".

 

haha thats me... then a dumbass in a car pulled in front of me bike totaled..

 

haha thats the truth...

 

thats so me i ahve no bike stand and the people that live next to me just look at me funny because i have it layed on its side to pull a tire off...

 

when your sister's friend gets a scooter, and you get the urge to do this:

 

-when a hot girl comments, and asks you about your only pair of pants... "Those jeans are hot. Who makes them, Abercrombie or Seven??" Then you laugh, turn around, and walk away cause you know she's into gay guys that actually wear those type.

 

can i be in that avatar too?
u know ur a stunter when the seem bellow ur zipper on all ur jeans are ripped open