You know you're a Stunter when...
11-17-2005, 12:08 AM
#43
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: coatesville pa/camp lejeune NC
Age: 35
Posts: 3,323
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
..When you remember being 6 years old pushing the other kids off rocking horses to do 'endos' and 'wheelies' and seeing how long you can hold 'BP'...
True **** right there..except I think I was like, 10?
-Max.
True **** right there..except I think I was like, 10?
-Max.
12-07-2005, 08:56 PM
#45
Get-er-done
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Edina, MN
Age: 41
Posts: 1,606
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
You know that you are a LOW BUDGET stunter when:
When your bike attracts more attention than the 40K euro bike.
When you duct tape over the cords in an attempt to ride longer on a tire (steve!!)
When you see a bike with a dented frame and exclaim JACKPOT!
When you are everyones best friend because you have the most tools.
When your are perfectly willing to ride with missing rearsets and/or attached handle bars.
When after a crash you stand up holding your arms in the air like you just broke a world record not even paying attention to the bike.
When you enjoy trolling for squids only to realize that it is prob you.
When you start stocking parts like levers and rearsets because you break them on a regular basis.
When you begin tire changes by blowing up the tire and then setting the bike on its side to get the tire off.
When your idea of minty plastics are ones that remain on the bike.
When your exhaust is loose on purpose so when it scrapes during a twelve it simply flexes out of the way.
When you can call your bike a "Susonda Yahki" and it is actually what the bike is.
When you wash the nacho cheese off your bike 4 months after it was spilled because you want to see what it is like to ride through a car wash.
When your bike weighs 40pounds more than when it is new because of the dirt buildup and the zipties.
When your bike attracts more attention than the 40K euro bike.
When you duct tape over the cords in an attempt to ride longer on a tire (steve!!)
When you see a bike with a dented frame and exclaim JACKPOT!
When you are everyones best friend because you have the most tools.
When your are perfectly willing to ride with missing rearsets and/or attached handle bars.
When after a crash you stand up holding your arms in the air like you just broke a world record not even paying attention to the bike.
When you enjoy trolling for squids only to realize that it is prob you.
When you start stocking parts like levers and rearsets because you break them on a regular basis.
When you begin tire changes by blowing up the tire and then setting the bike on its side to get the tire off.
When your idea of minty plastics are ones that remain on the bike.
When your exhaust is loose on purpose so when it scrapes during a twelve it simply flexes out of the way.
When you can call your bike a "Susonda Yahki" and it is actually what the bike is.
When you wash the nacho cheese off your bike 4 months after it was spilled because you want to see what it is like to ride through a car wash.
When your bike weighs 40pounds more than when it is new because of the dirt buildup and the zipties.
12-14-2005, 02:41 AM
#48
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Elizabethton, TN
Age: 45
Posts: 63
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
All county and city police recieve phone calls from car drivers and they assume its you by asking you the next time they c u out. Sir was you riding wheelies the other day at....(Small Town)
When your bike is trashed and you keep staying you'll get a frame protecter but dont have time because of riding so much.
Putting 6000 miles on it in 2 months and only replacing the back tire cause of wires running down the middle. Need to replace the front, looks like a stop sign.
When people you pass look, smile, and shake there head side to side or grab there cell phone. "911 Emergency"
When all you here is, How'd u do that. U'r crazy, and give me something.
When u look for the most busiest, straightest 4 lanes to show out on.
When your bike is trashed and you keep staying you'll get a frame protecter but dont have time because of riding so much.
Putting 6000 miles on it in 2 months and only replacing the back tire cause of wires running down the middle. Need to replace the front, looks like a stop sign.
When people you pass look, smile, and shake there head side to side or grab there cell phone. "911 Emergency"
When all you here is, How'd u do that. U'r crazy, and give me something.
When u look for the most busiest, straightest 4 lanes to show out on.
12-15-2005, 07:01 PM
#49
Yes guys, it really is me
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: somewhere in England
Age: 42
Posts: 7,218
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
when every time you see a cop car you just wona turn and run, even when out in you car.
when you stop running out the house at 3 in the morning cuz you herd a noise cuz you know no one's gona take you beat peace off ****.
when you phone in sick for work they ask you "did you fall off that bike agein??"
when you stop running out the house at 3 in the morning cuz you herd a noise cuz you know no one's gona take you beat peace off ****.
when you phone in sick for work they ask you "did you fall off that bike agein??"
06-09-2006, 05:51 PM
#54
Daddy Squid
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Guthrie, oklahoma
Posts: 717
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
Originally Posted by Gixxer_R.i.F.
2. You wear your helmet while having sex.
Last edited by seldon929rr; 06-09-2006 at 06:00 PM.
06-09-2006, 08:16 PM
#55
Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: SOUTH BAY, CA.
Age: 37
Posts: 3,245
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
Originally Posted by crashtestdanny
when you stunt your bike and its your only ride to work
haha thats me... then a dumbass in a car pulled in front of me bike totaled..
06-23-2006, 10:47 AM
#57
Regular StuntLifer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Tampa, Florida
Age: 41
Posts: 653
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
Originally Posted by Kerns BBO
When you begin tire changes by blowing up the tire and then setting the bike on its side to get the tire off.
thats so me i ahve no bike stand and the people that live next to me just look at me funny because i have it layed on its side to pull a tire off... 
07-28-2006, 12:01 PM
#59
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: orange, ca, US
Posts: 6
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
-when a hot girl comments, and asks you about your only pair of pants... "Those jeans are hot. Who makes them, Abercrombie or Seven??" Then you laugh, turn around, and walk away cause you know she's into gay guys that actually wear those type.
09-05-2006, 08:45 PM
#60
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: GUN-SHINE STATE,O-Town isnt dead!!
Age: 42
Posts: 364
Re: You know you're a Stunter when...
Originally Posted by 150grl
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u know ur a stunter when the seem bellow ur zipper on all ur jeans are ripped open
