when your shins have permenet bumps and are really sensitive to the touch

 

*when you have scars all over from riding
*when you crash, instead of going to teh hospital and geting checked out you casually walk over to your bike cursing and shouting dirty words at both yourself and your bike, and just stair the people around down, walk over and try to start your bike, then when it starts (if it can) you get on it and ride to where you where going in the first place
*when you ride on strings in teh rain because you just dont care
*when almost eveyrthing on your bike is tiptied on
*when the first thing you ask a chick after hey my name is ____ is if she likes bikes or not (if she doesnt then you just pretend liek you never seen her)
*when riding takes most of free time regaulrdelss of weather
*when you feel as though if you dont ride EVERYDAY no madder what, youll get rusty
*when the laws of the road dont apply, and when you see cops you speed up
*if your license plate is no visable and or taken off or tucked under the wheel well.
*if you have things such as mud, dirt, chain lube, and oil spread , smeered or flung all over your license plate.
*when people ask about your bike and why you have it lookign liek that , you just laugh and walk away.
*when you pull into bike night and all the harley riders look at you and laugh, untill you wheelie around teh parking lot, then they shut up.
*when someone at bike night does a power wheelie everyone is like "oooooh aaahhhhh" and your the only one standing there pointing and laughing at the gayness you just witnessed.
*when all your clothes have a bike related or stunt related emblem on them or come from a stunt related company in some way.
*when people ask how fast yoru bike goes you just say "i dunno" then they proceed to tell you there brother has one taht goes 250 mph and blah blah.
*when you rather ride a wheelie than your gurl friend
*buy veichles just to transport your bikes..
*when you get up in the moring your whole body aches from past crashing and bodly harm related to stunting and or motorcycle crashing in some way.
*if you have bones your not shure are broken or not from crashing but you ride anyways and hope for the best

(alot of these are repeats , im agreeing with ya)

 

Ewwww...what the heck did u do to your legs????

 

first pic is from few days ago the second is last month, i jus been bangin em up really good latly im jus going to get some shin gaurds i cant take it no more

 

YOOO i totally had picture number 2 to my right leg- nasty aZZ purple bruising looks gross... but that was from dropping the bike repeatedly on the same leg.

Sooooo...i dun get what ur shin related injuries are from. Why are you on ur shins so much?

 

i got BP down on my chair at work.. i sit at BP all day

 

nice

 

i belive jimmys bike ran him over and the headers burnt the **** out of them

 

I've got the wheelchairs down and can pull circles with ease all day

 

ohhhhh... the ran over by my bike and burnt the **** outta my shins experience-- OUCH.


u know ur a stunter when u smell like fuel at the end of the day.
when u have your own made up STUNT LANGUAGE.
when ur garage is filled with various bike parts.
when the ur hands are completely calloused.

 

Garage??? That's my whole house.

 

when you have rocks in your knee from stunting your pedal bike as a kid (i have atleast 4 and lil raised scars that go with them)
when you lay down and the pain from straightening out makes you feel like getting back on your bike again
when you do the above and then proceed to get back on your bike
when you've gone over a year old sport rider mag atleast 100 times looking for ideas and parts companies (august 04 is what im currently working on )

 

when you stunt your bike and its your only ride to work

 

wow u nailed it, i was gonna post everything u did. Especially the pants thing. i swear i ruin every pair of pants i buy. ok more...


When random people think your bike got hit by a deisel.
*
When ebay is where u go to fix you bike.

*when u get depreseed because you cant ride for a while.

* when your relationship w/ ur girlfriend doesnt work because u like riding sooooo damn much.

*(sometimes) when u finally gear the hell out of you bike for the 1st time

* when u have dreams about stunting

* hehe (me) when your injured and cant ride u go to the local bikenight just to see some power wheelies

 

hahah that's been me lately..**** dressing up..

 

Sad as it is, that's me too. All my tee's are stunt related, and most of my long sleeve tee's are, also. And I don't stunt. I ride, but no stunting. I just support him and what he wants to do.

 

When you feel you have to ride even if it's 30 degrees outside 12pm on a sunday night and you have work the next morning just to get a chance to do one trick smoother than you have before.

When you get pissed if you see someone on a mint bike do a gay low power wheelie and get attention.

When you feel like punching someone in the face if they ask you how many cc's your bike is, or how fast it is, or if that bar is in case you loop, or if you can change gears in a wheelie, or if you can ride it out to redline, or if you can side skitch or if you can do a christ or if you know how to do a wheelie.

When all your pants have holes in them from grip tape and don't fit you and you don't give a **** because you want all your money for fixing up your bike / buying new bikes / buying 50's / wheelchairs / anything you can stunt and parts for them..

When you'd rather ride a beat up f2 with no fairings rust everywhere, no brake light, and a top speed of 75mph than an 05 636 in perfect condition to work taking the long way to avoid highways just so you can ride a couple wheelies on your break.

 

What about when you don't get paid till friday, and fix ur broke off clip on with jb-weld to ride till friday.

 

when your toolbox consists of zip tys, jb weld and duct tape

 

When all your plastic is gone and u don't give a sh**