Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
Because just because I said I don't think she's hot, I didn't say I wouldn't **** her. I'd still pipe. If only you could see some of the girls I woke up with after a night of black out drinking, you'd **** your pants and cry at the same time from laughing so hard. **** there's been some nights I woke up and actually got scared at what was like lying next to me.... Like *open eyes* "yawnnnn UH AHHHHW HOAAAAAAA *jump back*. OH GOD PLEASE SAY IT AIN'T SO. You know how that goes. You give them $20 tell them to call a cab because there's no ******* way you're driving some dirty **** home and kick them out with the quickness, lock your door, then take a shower in almost boiling hot water AND brush your teeth/tongue simultaneously as if to scrub away the hideousness of the bitch for the next hour of your life. Then you lie down shaking like a rape victim because you can't believe what alcohol made you stick your dick in.
edit: Not anymore of course. Not for years.
edit: Not anymore of course. Not for years.
Last edited by Tone The Natural; Mar 1, 2010 at 04:28 PM.
Re: Calling aLL NY stunters and stunteresses
Id **** Signorney Weaver but I definitely dont think she's anything to write home about IMO. Id **** pretty much anything right about now tho so thats not saying much lol.
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I'm just digging myself in deeper. I know you guys keep busting my ***** because you all secretly love me so have at it.
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