Just Want to hear some of the hilarious stories people have from there run ins with posers and squids like the quoted post below from the "Seattle Ruff Ryders A Scam" Thread.

 

hahahahahhaha, what a ***!!

when i was at racing watchin my dad race one time, this guy on a GSXR1000 said he could do a SS for the whole straight, so i asked him at the end of the race to do a long wheelie....

lol he brought up the mean power wheelie, held it for like 3 seconds, dropped the front tire down crooked, got speed whobbles, and crashed!!!

i laughed for so long!!

another case was this guy who had a R1, had a cage, and 12 bar, and all the stunt bits.

i asked what his best stunt was, he said: "High Chair wheelies" i said i can do them in circles on my fiddy, then he said: "yeah but this is a big bike, anybody can stunt a fiddy" anywayz i watched his silly stunt show, it was the worst stunt show ive ever seen, his high chair was honestly 2 seconds long, all his wheelie hit the limiter in about 3 seconds, i couldnt beleave how bad he was, and then he was doin burnout circles with his foot down and he crashed!!!!! hahahahaha

he was absolutly crap, he claimed: "it was the bikes fault"

i laughed and after my show (that was after his), he has never come back, and i keep on gettin asked to do stunt shows at the race days!!!!

 

 

theres this guy scoob i used to ride with and well he prettymuch doesnt ride anymore since hes turned into a loverboy super ***. but yeah he'll go on and on about how he knows how to wheelie and can corner the best and has the fastest bike on earth but wont ever go to the stuntspot because he knows how much of a poser he is with his minty 1000 and cage and the whole deal.

 

Don't know any of them personally but we were at a spot here in Denver and it used to be a huge squid spot but that pretty much got over run by real stunters. So we are all out there stunting having a good time and a couple of squids roll by doing like 100mph wheelies down the street next to us. Not even 5 seconds later a cop goes flying by chasing this kid. But his bike was a pretty nice bike, wasn't all stunted out... at least what I could see.

 

We dont have them around here anymore. They all got killed off a few years back.

 

haha brutal!!! ^^

 

Well that sucks... now who do you laugh at?

 

I'm guessing all those Gotti wannabe fucktards

 

I always have people w/ Katana's tell me that they raced this bike and that bike and beat them...I just go along w/ them. Funny thing is i dont even ask them...thats usually the first thing that comes out of their mouth.

Or I'll have someone watching me in the lot and after i stop for a break...they come over and say they have a buddy that does wheelies at 100mph.

 

I used to ride with this guy who would always ride in the back of the pack and then when we got to where we were going he would say, "dude did you see me do that long *** standup wheelie? You looked right at me!" He was ALWAYS doing the most kickass stunts when we werent looking or not around. But when we were looking he was only doing sit downs in 1st gear to the rev limiter. We used to mock him when he would sat stuff like that and say, yea yea we know you just did a christ while doing a wheelie on the interstate at 100mph. He'd get pissed off and leave.

 

I have always had people tell me how their friends can do 100+ MPH wheelies like its somthing to brag about?

Then they ask "can you do a 100 MPH wheelie, didnt think so, not many people can thats why hes so good!"

I just laugh.

 

There was this guy who lived by me that was a terrible squid.

He had a Superhawk and one time he took off the exhast cans and ran straight pipes because he said it gave him more power.

Another time we were riding down a city road in a group and needed to turn left. He thought it would be cool to lock up his rear brake and slide the back end out. He ended up highsiding the bike which threw him off.

I ran into him one night at a local bar. He had riding glasses on top of his head and riding gloves in his rear pocket. He was drinking pretty hard so I asked him if he had ridden to the bar. Right away he feels the glasses on his head and the gloves in his pocket and says "Oh ****, I've got a race tomorrow and forgot to take these off" Obviously thats the most retarted thing I had ever heard so I called him on it. He got pissed and said that he could go outside and ride a longer wheelie than me right then and there.

He was the biggest douche I ever met.

 

Those are all hilarious, keep em coming

 

yEa gOODstuFF!!!!

 

Yea this is all priceless. And i think just about all of us has had the "my friend can do 100mph wheelie" or sum squidly speed like that comment said to them lol, makes u wanna...

 

i am 1/2 Squid Myself.
But it is definetly easier To do a 100 mph wheelie
than a 10 mph wheelie any day on any block.

Power ups For Pussez!!!

 

Not a poser, but definitely a squid. still trying to get wheelies long enough to have time to enjoy em

 

Me and a couple of my friends were out riding one day and we had a group of harly guys pass us going the other way.Most of them were older but there was this one guy who looked younger maybe about thirtyish and he stood up on his seat folded his arms and looked over at us like he thought he was the **** or something. I almost fell off my bike loughing at the retard it was hilarious.

 

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