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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:10 PM
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Sugar loof montain FL
First day this guy wants to ride with our click ok no problem. Nice sunday ride. Apoka BK meeting spot. Were on the way out to Clarmount / Sugar loof. One bro up front does a stoppie new guy runs right into him tire comes down smashes his wind screen and upper faring. Thats not all , we pull over, check out the damage not to bad he wonts to continue. Ok no problem. We get out to the twisties lots inverted turns lots of hills. Any one from o-town thats been out there nows it can be bad if you dont now the roads and grabe a handful of gas. We come up to the first set of turns ,4 guys take off -these guys are ccs award winning riders. New guy past me and a budy to catch up with the other guys passes them befor a hair pin turn. I'm saying no way this guy is going to make he panics locks it up and runs staight into the gard rail, needless to say he's ok but werelie bird took him home. One more that got sucked in by the pros.
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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:20 PM
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by stock05
i dont know if this story is true or not, but i heard about this guy who was at a club watching squids power wheelie back and forth in front of it impressing some chicks. so apparently this guy thought he wasnt a squid and could wheelie. from what i hear he yakks one up, loops out and breaks him femur and has to get dragged out of the street by his friend (how imbarrassing would that be???).



i also heard about another squid who thought he wasnt a squid who tried to make a whoolie in the rain and loop out on his minty R6 .


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p.s. sorry guys i had to do it for informational purposes


i dunno about those situations.... but i do know that there was this one squid that had a R6, and rocks out F4i's now. his boi has a R6, and he tried to wheelie it.... ****** stacked hella hard. got poked with the rearset's, and all kinda ****!!!

he said.... "i know not why dissss happenz', i woolie are sisss all over mellikah diz knevah happen. **** ARE SISS KNEEGAH.... i wock my honduhz".
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:20 PM
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you could make your own site about squids at sugar loof mountain on sundays
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jayrizo
you could make your own site about squids at sugar loof mountain on sundays
So true brother
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by E-Loc540
Its not really how good you are...its how you hold and present yourself. Not everyone who cant ride is a squid, only the posers that cant ride and 'talk' anyway are squids.

yea i'm just learning, i usually don't talk about myself unless asked. i'm usually asking the experienced guys for tips and ****. but for the squid part...

this one dude bought a 636, and one of his friends bought a gixxer 1000, so me and another friend places a wager on who would wreck first. mind you, neither person had owned a bike before. the gixxer dude told us for like 2 months how his bike wasn't powerful enough yada yada.. rarely rode with a jacket and started doing standups, christs within 2 months of having the bike. about 3 months in the 636 was totalled one night by some dumby that had never ridden a bike before. he claimed there was a black painted van than didn't have it's lights turned on that swirved over into his lane, running him into the ditch.


about a month after that, the gixxer dude was trying to learn tank wheelies at night time, in a small parking lot with fog and mist all over the ground. i'll skip over the details and tell you his bike was now worth about $500 instead of $7000, and he ended up in the emergency room with doctors scrubbing rocks out of the skin on his ***.
:YEAH

oh and for those who were curious, i lost the bet.. i thought the dude was going to wreck his 636 first, but since someone else did, i ended up paying for dinner
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:31 PM
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

crazy...people on bikes get in over they're heads when they have no business even being on a scooter...
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:37 PM
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i would have guessed the guy with the 1k
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by righthooks
i would have guessed the guy with the 1k

nah, the first week the guy had the 636 he was doing power wheelies off the rev limiter and a month later he was trying to do standups in 1st gear past 10,000 rpm
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but hey i can admit i was wrong lol
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Hey why is every one hateing on power wheelies? If thats all someone can do and they keep talking **** hate on them, but I don't mind seeing power wheelies here and there, One guy I used to ride with would sit over the bars and pull it up around 100, or sit on the tank it was cool I used to split trucks and stuff at high speeds, cause I enjoyed it, I'm not saying thats a cool thing to do its dumb and dangerous but I enjoy it. I like fast wheelies But I really enjoy the slow stuff to Thats what I have been working on, on my atv slow stuff. I can't stand people who talk **** all the time and lie to your face I rather ride with someone who is humble and can barely ride then to ride with someone who is decent but talks **** non-stop. But don't hate on the people who like power wheelies thats there thing? usally there people who are in to raceing and not stunting. I had some friends that died from dumb **** on the street and its not funny when people go down even when you don't like someone. But let them run there mouths thats the only way they feel good about them selves they think thats the only way people will like them, so say hey man thats nice whatever, And let it go. They now and you know they can't ride.
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by SYTFU_R6
i dunno about those situations.... but i do know that there was this one squid that had a R6, and rocks out F4i's now. his boi has a R6, and he tried to wheelie it.... ****** stacked hella hard. got poked with the rearset's, and all kinda ****!!!
i know that guy too, he's definately not a squid. he was making a no handed whoolie after not riding for over two months when he ate **** and it was the slider that "poked" him not the rearset's.


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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 09:15 PM
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Just because someone crashes dosnt make them a squid or poser
If thats the case we are all either or ,unless you've never crashed.

Squid = someone that doesnt have alot of seat time

Poser = someone that thinks there the shiot but doesnt know shiot and gets hurt riding past there own limit.

Any time a brother goes down is not good, but people are people and love to do stupid human tricks

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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by M.R.T.
Hey why is every one hateing on power wheelies? If thats all someone can do and they keep talking **** hate on them, but I don't mind seeing power wheelies here and there, One guy I used to ride with would sit over the bars and pull it up around 100, or sit on the tank it was cool I used to split trucks and stuff at high speeds, cause I enjoyed it, I'm not saying thats a cool thing to do its dumb and dangerous but I enjoy it. I like fast wheelies But I really enjoy the slow stuff to Thats what I have been working on, on my atv slow stuff. I can't stand people who talk **** all the time and lie to your face I rather ride with someone who is humble and can barely ride then to ride with someone who is decent but talks **** non-stop. But don't hate on the people who like power wheelies thats there thing? usally there people who are in to raceing and not stunting. I had some friends that died from dumb **** on the street and its not funny when people go down even when you don't like someone. But let them run there mouths thats the only way they feel good about them selves they think thats the only way people will like them, so say hey man thats nice whatever, And let it go. They now and you know they can't ride.
Power wheelies on the BMX bike, mountain bike, or the quad?
Old Mar 22, 2007 | 09:21 PM
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general FYI for everyone know is spelled K-N-O-W not N-O-W <<< this means at this very moment example: "bitch you need to shut the **** up NOW"


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Originally Posted by stock05
general FYI for everyone know is spelled K-N-O-W not N-O-W <<< this means at this very moment example: "bitch you need to shut the **** up NOW"


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I didnt knooooooooooow we had a spelling teacher in class today. for example "There's only one bitch here and by your guttersnipping, blatherskitting retheric spelling must be your fortaaaaaay NOW" and class let out about 20years ago for me. I think you were 3 sorry need a hanky to wipe your nose.

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Old Mar 22, 2007 | 10:04 PM
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by M.R.T.
Hey why is every one hateing on power wheelies? If thats all someone can do and they keep talking **** hate on them, but I don't mind seeing power wheelies here and there, One guy I used to ride with would sit over the bars and pull it up around 100, or sit on the tank it was cool I used to split trucks and stuff at high speeds, cause I enjoyed it, I'm not saying thats a cool thing to do its dumb and dangerous but I enjoy it. I like fast wheelies But I really enjoy the slow stuff to Thats what I have been working on, on my atv slow stuff. I can't stand people who talk **** all the time and lie to your face I rather ride with someone who is humble and can barely ride then to ride with someone who is decent but talks **** non-stop. But don't hate on the people who like power wheelies thats there thing? usally there people who are in to raceing and not stunting. I had some friends that died from dumb **** on the street and its not funny when people go down even when you don't like someone. But let them run there mouths thats the only way they feel good about them selves they think thats the only way people will like them, so say hey man thats nice whatever, And let it go. They now and you know they can't ride.

hell yeah :YEAH captain selective reading and took my post out of context is in the building!!!

where was i hating on him for doing a power wheelie? if you read my post it would say he was doing power wheelies bouncing off the limiter and that isn't cool, it's ******* stupid ESPECIALLY in first gear. I'm guessing you don't actually own a bike because you would know that everyone does power wheelies at some point
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by righthooks
i would have guessed the guy with the 1k

Same here, that used to be squids #1 pick for a bike.
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by whisperingsmith

Poser = someone that thinks there the shiot but doesnt know shiot and gets hurt riding past there own limit.


Well, if that were the case, 100% of the stunters on this site would be posers, cause, learning a new trick, you think you know how to do it, but you havn't done it, then you try it, and bust you [Pick One: *****, ***, Shins, Back, Head, Other:______] So, anyone in the process of learning anything new you'd be a poser by definition

Nah, it's all good man. But the guy i was talking about in my quote that started this thread, i saw him the other night, but i was driving my wifes car back from SD. Were gonna go look for him in the downtown area and see if we can get him to a lot. And i'm not a breath taking stunter by any means, I'm just starting, but On the 1 i can bring em up, and then slow them down(to an extent), but i don't sit in front of resturants and in forums talkin about how im **** hot.

-We saw him in the downtown area, at the denny's by the cruise ships, (sorry dont know the street names there) the first time, and last time i saw him over like 2 streets over from the house of blues.
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Re: Tales of the infamous POSER and SQUID

Originally Posted by NINER
Power wheelies on the BMX bike, mountain bike, or the quad?


HAHAHAHAHA


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Originally Posted by whisperingsmith
I didnt knooooooooooow we had a spelling teacher in class today. for example "There's only one bitch here and by your guttersnipping, blatherskitting retheric spelling must be your fortaaaaaay NOW" and class let out about 20years ago for me. I think you were 3 sorry need a hanky to wipe your nose.

FYI I smell athread jack, Yes a thread jack

https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/pos...08-post51.html

for the record, 20 years ago today, i was 2 months 11 days old...

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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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Well, if that were the case, 100% of the stunters on this site would be posers, cause, learning a new trick, you think you know how to do it, but you havn't done it, then you try it, and bust you [Pick One: *****, ***, Shins, Back, Head, Other:______] So, anyone in the process of learning anything new you'd be a poser by definition
So you got it- we are all posers - sharing some funny events in our live is great. Not hatin but I can't spell and you'll find alot of others can't also. So if you want be the spelling teacher your going to stay active.
Just think I was reckin my **** long ago when you were 2 month 11 days LOL and we all are squids at some point.
I think stock05 was the teacher that day
Now get back to soom funny squid stories. Me like

Heres my fav http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMSqJva20-o

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Old Mar 23, 2007 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by whisperingsmith
I didnt knooooooooooow we had a spelling teacher in class today. for example "There's only one bitch here and by your guttersnipping, blatherskitting retheric spelling must be your fortaaaaaay NOW" and class let out about 20years ago for me. I think you were 3 sorry need a hanky to wipe your nose.

FYI I smell athread jack, Yes a thread jack

https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/pos...08-post51.html
hell yeah dont forget to dot your i's and cross your t's around me. just because i havent been on here much lately doesnt mean everyone's grammar can go to ****.

as for the thread jacking you better recognize newb, A-QPWT "WE RUN ****" (for you and the rest of the new booties it stands for Al-Qaida Post ***** Terrorists).


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