one day men and my friend left from one stunt spot, to our other stunt spot... and off in the distance we could see some bikes. we thought it was our homies we were supposed to be meeting up with, but it was someother dudes with their girls. we were crusing in hella slow, and when we saw it was some other peeps we werent gonna show off or nothing, but these dudes wanted to act bad *** infront of their girls.

so dude hopps on his bike, and starts spinnin donuts, and starin at us like he was doin something unbelievable.

so me and my boi make a u turn, and wanted to go park and wait for our friends but then this squid came by me doing a ultra rev limit chaser. so i had to retaliate!

their girls were sitting on the curb watching, so i rocked a slow one by em nodding at them...... then turned around, and rocked one out on the tank..... made this fool look hella stoopid.

then he started doing them silly donuts again, so i layed down a rather smoky crazy larry.

i stopped, and just looked at him and shook my head. their girls were clappin, and laughing at them.... i kinda felt bad for them.. cause it wassnt like i was good or nothin, i just happened to be better than they were by a long shot.

 

why do people always brag that someone can do a wheelie at 100mph+? I always tell them it takes more to go slow then fast.

 

****** posers. im not the greatest stunna but atleast imn willing to try and try and try until i get it down good. so yes we should all go kick his ***** ***FIGHT

 

Its not really how good you are...its how you hold and present yourself. Not everyone who cant ride is a squid, only the posers that cant ride and 'talk' anyway are squids.

 

I'm probably more poser than squid at this point. I have not reached that magical point where I think I'm so smart I can't crash.

But some days I can feel the potential for it.

 

one day I was riding, and some guys catched up with me and started showing off with some wheelies, and then I stud up, locked my knees onto the tank, and released hands from the bars and rolled like that for minimum 5 seconds, maybe more...and then they realized how lame they were...

 

some peoples say to me , when you doin slow wheelie you are newbie and you just learnin wheelies , but wheen you doin +160km/h then you are got wheelies on lock

 

i had a dude the other day come up next to me at a light on a moped... i was super baked just got done hittin the bong... so i just started laughing in his face... complete accident i swear to god...lol. so this dude trys to race off on his lil vespa doin a lil pwer wheelie type b/s... at first i was shocked cuz he took off and i wasnt ready...lol.. but i pulled up a stand up and rode up next to him... the dude almost **** himself.... he pulled off the road and stopped it was pretty funny **** seein the look on his face.... this guy was like twenty...i just kept on goin about my business...lol

 

I had this kid bragging about riding a 170mph wheelie the other day . Oh funny thing Sunday me and my boys went out and killed the streets with a big group. And there watching us kill it so later on one of the kids decides he's as good as us. We go to a park its a nice warm day people are all over chillen walking around. Well we park he trys to clutch up a slow wheelie in front of everyones bikes. But seeing how he's can't do them and doesn't know what a back brake is. The bike flips out from under and goes skidding down the parking lot Luckily it went straight and didn't hit any bikes.

 

hahahahahhaha

 

I probably live in the squid capital of NY....

1-over the summer when i first started, a bunch of kids most of them just their to watch would go to this spot and chill. we were their one night and a few new kids come in, right off the bat he starts talking how he can do 100MPH wheelies all day. all we say is lets see starts to give some excuses about someting idk i wasn't listening....he then jumps on his bike and first one he does loops a sitdown on his brand new bike. he says after crying alittle he says "i hate 1st gear to so touchy"

2-after this kid rips through the parking lot doing a 2nd gear power wheelie someone tells him "hey man, your really startin to get em"

3- somebody sugested you going to use that 12 bar...kid says "you shouldn't use it until you have a cage"

i could keep going but my fingers are getting tired

 

bwhahahhah reminds me of when i first moved to tallahassee

im no good but im the only one in the whole city who can rock a wheelie under 30mph hell under 50

everyone here has got pretty bikes and races or just rides

no one knew what clutching a wheelie was

anyways one of the first times i went riding with these cats this hot *** chick looked at her bf and was like "why cant u do em that slow so i can atleast take a pic of u"

i about fell out laughing when the cat told me this, he ended up being one of my cowokers and a cool *** dude

still a funny story

 

I was at the Baltimore Bike bash on Spet 05. Me an a buddy saw this dude (on a brand new gixxer) come rolling into the riding area rippign a second gear power wheelie...we were like uh oh...so we were sitting there chatting when we hear the sound of a bike in distress (rev limiter) we look over and see dude loop out his brand new gixxer on his second wheelie pass. the worst part is was that he had tattoos.....and a short sleve shirt.

 

now that i am alittle bit better, this is funnier!!!

i was chillin out front my house messin with my bike oneday, and this dude i know sorta was ridin by... he saw i was outside and alerted me to his presence(i was kneeled down workin on my bike and wassnt facing the main street).

i hear the whorable sound of a v-twin powering up, and i turned immediately to catch a glimps of him power wheeling down the street hittin rev limit in no time. so i go back to doin what i was doin on my bike, and thinkin to myself... ****** ***** been doin them power wheelies for 3 years now, never gotten any better.... when i hear the bike comming back up the street. so this time i cut the bike on, just incase.

and here he comes again, power shovelin this sv650 down the blvd! so i slap on my helmet, and i go catch up to him at the light.... he nods like "waddup foo", i give him the silliest grin ever before lowering my visor on the helmet. the light goes green, and here he goes... power shovel sitdown, to standup. knowing we are out of his speed range for the power wheelie's, i clutch up the buisness on his ***.... sitdown to standup right back at him, and then i went to staggered and slowed that bitch wayyy down.. he keeps lookin at me, lookin at the red light ahead, lookin at me... so on and so fourth. the bike started stallin and ****, right when the light turned green, and i sat back down to sitdown and dropped it down a little bit, and sped the wheelie up on his *** ditching him, and headdin back home.

i thought that would stop him from wheeling past my house, but i was out playin around the other day, and he was at it again. i will tryout my first combos on his *** nextime.

 

lol, yeah there are more and more of them out each year. sucks

 

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles...00010000000001 :YEAH

 

this kid i know says he can slow his sv650 wheelies to "1" mile an hour

 

i dont know if this story is true or not, but i heard about this guy who was at a club watching squids power wheelie back and forth in front of it impressing some chicks. so apparently this guy thought he wasnt a squid and could wheelie. from what i hear he yakks one up, loops out and breaks him femur and has to get dragged out of the street by his friend (how imbarrassing would that be???).



i also heard about another squid who thought he wasnt a squid who tried to make a whoolie in the rain and loop out on his minty R6 .


rolling on floor laughing my *** off,

-mexican mayhem


p.s. sorry guys i had to do it for informational purposes

 

lol me too. i just got my f4i back from a buddy... i ordered my 12 bar and cage and shoot i cant even wheelie haha but then again i did make these purchases so that i can "learn" to do stuff. such a poser right now haha

 

You ******* u just had to chim in wit dat bullshit
he;s talking about me in the first instance and how much more untruths and are going to be added to that story, i swear the only true things that are left in the story now is that i broke my femer and had to get pulled out of the fawking street. Other then that WOW how the story has changed. As far as ya boi in the second situation he's JUST AH REAL LIFE SQUID nuthing i can say in his defense sorry