Zuki you got ballz

 

so this older couple hasnt had sex for 3 months, the wife is getting a lil ansy cause she wants some action but the husband seems uninterested
so the wife decides to go out and do some "shopping"
she heads to the sleaziest shop she can possibly find
looks around for about 2 hrs trying to decide what would be the best thing to spice up their love life
she finally picks out some crotchless panties and buys them and heads home all excited to get some from her husband
Her husband worn and tired finally comes home and nukes a meal and proceeds to bed to get some rest for the next big work day
The wife thinks.... what a perfect time
she runs to the bathroom puts on the panties and heads upstairs
The husband is laying on the bed watching theTV when she seductively walks in and asks her husband "do you want some of this big boy"
So he calmly looks over and looks back at the tv and replies
not if thats what it did to your panties

 

old ladies in crotchless panties are funny

 

my father told me once, a long time ago.....
that crotchless panties were made for women who were to
lazy to shave their box. the panties help eliminate the tickling
of your nose, for when your munchin away.

:eatya

 

right next to midget ****

 

And my grandfather once told me, when your too old to cut the mustard, you can always lick out the jar

 

 

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." Afew moments passed. "Look's like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

 

like if they're old enough to pee, they're old enough to pee on


if there's grass on the field play ball

 

it's the best....
the Cornwell Tool guy that comes the Volvo dealership i work at,
he always puts on midget **** in his truck. so when we go out there
it takes a little of the stress away....hilarious

 

no grass on the field..roll em over and play in the mud

 

WATCH OUT... he may have bigger plans for you,if hes getting you to watch midget **** in his truck

 

LMAO

 

takes a little of the stress away you guys rubbing one out to that ****

 

UNFORTUNATELY NOT!!!!

midget p*ssy kind of scares me

 

you afraid????

 

whats more scary is that your not...

 

i'd rather hit a chick with no legs. so i can spin her like a top

 

just get a flexibable chick like mine and you can anyway