Do you need a Harley?

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral)

"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."

 

Cops in maine have too much time on there hands.lol

 

and just what exactly do you do......five knuckle shuffler:jerkoff

 

well like you I eat free donuts

 

..... oh and do you have a better pic of yourself. that other one sucks. I'm trying to remember if I met you at Winterport when I met Jay and Chris.

 

I dont think we met I woulda remembered. and no I dont have a better one sorry.

maybe if you came down and hung out with us sometime.

yeah and my wife is manager at dunkin donuts so you two should get along good.lol

 

Are you tall and skinny cause I want to say that I did meet you, I kind of recall the 954 with VO stickers on it. During the show there was a bunch of us next to the cement barrier and Chris, Jay, Dave, and I think Frank came over and we talked to them for a while and then Chris took the clutch fiddy and started doing a bunch of stoppies After that we all went back to their tent for a while and I got the teaser vid.

 

well if you call 5'10" 184lbs tall and skinny yeah . But I didnt ride my bike up there

 

chill out and for me 5'10" is tall ******

 

waddup with the

too much dunkin donuts coffee??? I got the same prob

 

is that better

 

cocky cop on coffee

 

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