So a few weeks ago I'm in my basement putting Big Boy springs in my 50. Well my buddies girls 5 yr old son was in the basement helping me out getting all greasy, and I was swilling beer. Naturally cuz beer and 50's go hand in hand. So anyways he looks at me and asked me what I was drinking. I told him I was drinking a beer. So me being me, I asked him if he had ever had beer. He replied yes. Then he looks me square in the eyes and saya "I don't like beer!!!" I asked why. He replies and I qoute "I don't like beer it tastes like FAH-CHINA"

I damn near hit the floor, spit my beer out of my mouth and started laughing my head of. To hear that come out of a 5 yr olds mouth was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time.

Hope you like my little story. The word of the week is FAH-CHINA spread it. It's 9:10am friday I'm bored out of my effing mind.

KB

 

No work today? I have a meeting in Salem at 11am but afterwards I might be up for a rip.
Better yet get your *** over my house and put in my big boy springs since i am such a lazy ***. I did get the new inserts for my forks yesterday. Let's see if I can get that play out.

 

I like the way they both taste!!

 

That's an awesome story ... LMAO ... I have a four year old ... trust me I have heard some STRANGE things ... LOL ...

 

Coincidentally, my boss brought a T-Shirt into the office today.
On the shirt is a picture of a little kid eating a big slice of pie. OK.

And the caption underneath says: "This pie tastes like *****!"


I'm not sure what the meaning of this shirt is.... but it is damn funny and correlates somewhat to JimmyJammah's story.
I'm still trying to get possession of the shirt.

 

Hessodirty!!! :eatya

 

NICE avatar Emily, and i love the caption

 

Thanks! I think it's quite suitable.