Subject: Military rules for civilians
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Subject: Military rules for civilians
Im sure you have all seen this but it is still the truth.
Subject: Military rules for civilians
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have
manycivilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For
those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas
we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat)
during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ***.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag
in protest... kick their ***.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for
the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrificesthese Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold
them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ***.
4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay
if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your
*** kicked.
5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them,
"Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).
6) If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non
military, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ***.
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a
blooper...itwas a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or
later your *** will be kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.
Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carryingher...of course, failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe *** kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the
enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her
nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your *** kicked.
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a
veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party
affiliation.Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in
Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political
party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important
buildingswhere all those representatives" meet. All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon
the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to
OliverNorth. (I can see him kicking your *** already.)
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop
sayingit! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably
kick your ***!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying
"Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal
***** are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you
see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can
go kick their ***.
Flyboy or WingNut (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army),
Squid(Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each
other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use
them.Could get your *** kicked.
14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military,support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember
that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home
wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the
sacrificesthey make every day. Without them, our country would get
its *** kicked.
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom
of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the
freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the
freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who
serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who
allows the protester to burn the flag."
~Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, Sergeant, USMC
Subject: Military rules for civilians
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have
manycivilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For
those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas
we would like your assistance with:
1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat)
during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ***.
2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag
in protest... kick their ***.
3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for
the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrificesthese Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold
them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ***.
4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be
"Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay
if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your
*** kicked.
5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them,
"Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).
6) If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non
military, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ***.
7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a
blooper...itwas a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or
later your *** will be kicked.
8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade,
get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.
Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carryingher...of course, failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe *** kicking.
9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the
enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her
nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your *** kicked.
10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a
veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party
affiliation.Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in
Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political
party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important
buildingswhere all those representatives" meet. All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon
the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to
OliverNorth. (I can see him kicking your *** already.)
11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop
sayingit! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably
kick your ***!
12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying
"Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal
***** are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you
see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can
go kick their ***.
Flyboy or WingNut (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army),
Squid(Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each
other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use
them.Could get your *** kicked.
14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military,support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving
and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember
that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home
wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the
sacrificesthey make every day. Without them, our country would get
its *** kicked.
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom
of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the
freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the
freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who
serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who
allows the protester to burn the flag."
~Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, Sergeant, USMC
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Re: Subject: Military rules for civilians
and then furthermore, once you get them to take their hats off, you still gotta make them put their hats over their hearts. Damn, I remember them teaching us this in elementary, but then again it is a very faint memory and I probably only remember because I respect my country enough to.
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Re: Subject: Military rules for civilians
that was friggn awesome!! I hate the hole flag thing too, I do filming at games, and even I salute the flag, I just put the camera on the flag, and put my hand over my heart, no questions asked.
Again, that was kick ***!
Again, that was kick ***!
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From: Hot Springs, Arkansas
Re: Subject: Military rules for civilians
Yeah, not showing repect for the flag is BS! On base I see people running for their cars or to get to their rooms before morning or evening colors and it pisses me off so bad. Also I hate being called a squid by some civilan joe shmoe. I have a bunch of Marine and Army buddies that call me a squid and say " look out here comes the nasty navy" when I come around, but thats all in fun and I feel that they have the right to be able to say those things. The same as I do when I call them Jarheads and whatnot.
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Re: Subject: Military rules for civilians
5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them,
"Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).
"Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an *** kicking (children are exempt).
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Re: Subject: Military rules for civilians
Im not American and I still respect the flag and stand up whent the national anthem is sung and I sing with it. Or when we have the pledge of aligance(sp?) in school and I see some native kids just sitting there thinking they are too cool to stand up....that pisses me off.... 
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