I let a girl wax my *** once......and not only did it hurt like hell but the following is soooo true:

The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil (actually makes fart very loud when they break the seal)

As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your *** having the texture of a brillo pad.

 

Ya its crazy. They only buy in Mass though. NH blows I've never won more then $20.

But theres no way I could just go drop 5 bills on scratch tickets and hope for the best The most Ive spent at once was like $160 and I only won $50 back

 

I'm tired as ****.

 

i bought two $20 tickets in the past 2 weeks...didn't win crap. but they have on the back if you mail it in with your info in october you'll at least win your $20 back, if not you can win up to $200,000

 

 

its the classic landing strip, its not hairy

 

Time to move.
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/307...-shirt-28.html

 

yeah but my problem wasn't getting laid...it was listening to the annoying douchebag long enough to **** her.....so many woman have so much to say, but about so little......I guess I need personality over looks at this point.....cause getting laid ain't hard but finding something worthy of sharing my time with is damn near impossible.

 

I was kidding man....that's your business....

 

ummm im nnot sure what one you are talking about. the bike will cran and everything fuel pump isnt getting power though

 

We moved.

 

ya you caught me slepping