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You rag on HesSoGay but can you honestly say that there is not one mutha funckin' day you don't wish you could play like HesSooooGay. You aren't his boys but he still breaks your toys. I'm just a scam but I still call him my man. His Grandmama was gonna buy him a new truck, too bad last December he ran like a schmuck! He'll drink all your beers and then bring you to tears... What you got to lose?? DumbAssTim - you can still booze. Tizone - you won't be so short that all the women scream "MISSION ABORT" Cam - you won't be the token guy, but when you get high you'll still suffer slant eye. So to put it to you blunt all he can't do is stunt!! |
Look at this stupid bitch up there... im just gonna bust a nut in your hair he he boobs are soo cooll what the fuck, u play me for a fool your just as gay as your fake boy friend but it wont matter in the end.. you use eachother to better your self... ahh shut the fuck up and put my dick in your mouth... you act all girlie and blond... but we know thats its the pussy your fond... you give all yuor slutty friends hugs... all all that crosses your mind and munchin thier rugs.. everyone says your a crazy ass driver... fuck that shit your a fuckin muff diver so jump on your gixxer 600... better yet a severn fifty and drive off that fuckin cliff, satisfy me Oh by the way i like your poem... please hoe write a real ryhme before u show em |
what the hell am i gonna do about you slam shady... bet u didnt know your girls pregnant with my baby... what u gonna do about it now... run around like dumb ass tim sayin.. i need to kill her some how makin fun of me for crashin a beater... all i got to say is LEAST IT WASNT A BEAMER so what.. i didnt have to drive very far... but at least my incident was AFTER THE BAR no why dont u go back and crash again on that DS 80 im sick of you bull shit fuckin slam shadey kid goes out and gets a brand new TTR holy fuck my 8 year old neice can wheelie that far u cant even wheelie let alone stoppie... u wanna battle little boy.. u cant stop me but on a posative note lets see throw u on a raptor and youll out stunt anybody ppl are lookin around sayin hey that aint fair how the fuck is he doing a 1 handed high chair ? so when that kid pops out toss him on a bike let him shine and if he 12's with trainin wheels.. you know hes mine |
Here goes tony, thinks he's winning and shit but your ass didn't even qualify yet runnin' your mouth is all you can do, what's really sad is she's taller than you, not wearing high heels or on tippy-toes, she sits on the floor, you still see up her nose say it again, "d00d you're so gay" but my girl beat your ass, all fuckin' day now I won't deny, she may be a diver, but that's ok 'cause I'm lined up behind her I have all the fun when you only get fatter, need help on your bike, here, it's a ladder I need some compitition, I'm falling asleep, at least I hit my girl, more than two inches deep now while you search google for some better diss work on your rythme you sally ass bitch |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by hessogood [/i] [B]now while you search google for some better diss work on your rythme you sally ass bitch [/B][/QUOTE] hahahah! owned! |
You little mother fucker you had to go there I'll shrug that shit off, I don't fuckin care I'll practice all winter & smoke your skills I'll bang your parents & get in thier wills I'll fuck old gramma in her old wrinkled Box I'll Fuck ur father w/ a rusty R1 Shock I shit on your sisters tits like it was my job Where you going mom? Come suck my hog Ur sister & ur mom getting banged by me Call over hooters girl & make it three Can't forget your cousins & shit right in the ballon knot is where im gonna hit Aunts & 1/2 cousins I dont fuckin' care thats right whore, im stickin' it there. I ain't got no lube cause that how I roll Suck on my sausage as I smoke a phat bowl Thats right, i get on my quad and my skills are on fire I just don't have shit when it comes to one tire I'll practice & practice till im the pimp Bow mother fucker , they call me "imp" |
1 Attachment(s) [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by silent1 [/i] [B]hahahah! owned! [/B][/QUOTE] pwn |
Look at you guys, you're all so board. Now it's my turn, and I won't be ignored. Let me catch my breath, I'm... ahhh.... kinda fat. but thats ok because people say "I'm all that" What's going on tonight, its god damn Thursday. Me and my boys are getting kinda Thirsty. Are we heading to 1000ceecee's house? Or are we pulling off some girlies blouse? This rhymin shit if for the birds. I should be working instead of playing with words. That's my story and I'm stickin to it Next time you see me, don't be givin me any shit. I'm Bri_DTE and don't you forget. Next summer I'll be the fattest stunter, this side of Tibet. Lata, Bri |
aight aight slam that was pretty good... and im gonna kick it back like u knew i would... your the type of guy whos got no standards.. like the dude from king pin who bangs his landlord.. fuck anything that walks and has a hole to stick... you dont care if its a fuckin quadropalegic you just figure theres less of a hassle.. fuckin some one who cant wipe there own asshole you think your a pimp and shit whatever bangin 8 year olds and shit cause it feels better dont get mad at me cause u aer hung like a japanese guy keep that shit to your self.. goto your mommy and cry talkin bout banging my grandma is scaring me shit... i think u belong in a damn straight jacket a padded room or a jail cell locked up Dont forget who fuckin got your girl knocked up |
All you guys rhymin on the Rectal Methods board Talkin bout banging grandma's... now you struck a bad chord I don't know what it is but your all sick Banging 8 years old girls with your 2 inch dick Wear a rubber maybe yes maybe no Talking about all this crazy shit has go to go If you got anything good to say say it here Otherwise keep all this talk about you being queer Sounds like a bunch of bullshit......talkie talkie Maybe what you really need is a little BUKAKKE I don't know maybe it's that time of the month...bleeding and all Maybe all you freaks need to bow down and fall I aint no rhymer, I aint Eminem, Snoop, or Jay Z I'm the pimp motha fuckin KB |
Oh look holy shit what do i see.. the fattest fuck from DTE how can u miss him... hes a fuckin blimp haha and he thinks hes the stoppie pimp ok u wanna be todd colbert... fuckin flippin stoppies eatin dirt... commin it at 100 miles per hour how do u make donuts.. do i add more flour OH shit i think i broke my fuckin hip shut the fuck up bri im about to punch your lip everyone wonders why his bikes so pretty and shit its cause hes too fuckin fat to climb on it no go back home cause u live with mommy and daddy your just another pussy ass faddy bri u know im only clownin.. go ahead take a stab at me.. lmao |
KB - what the fuck you talking about? Coming in here like you got some clout? Yup it's me again, don't even pout. No doubt I wrecking your flow - 'cuz your rhymes went south. And what's with this shit about drinking YOUR brew? What do I look, Gary the fucking Jew? Eff all that, you up in my crib. Now shut the hell up as I continue to ad lib. Oh Nef, don't think I forgot about you. You're about as bad as that effin' Jew. Thinking you're cute calling me darkie? Better recognize - my shit's marquis. Lucky for you I gotta finish some code I'm at work, so my mind's in engineering mode. That should tell you why my flow sucks. But no big deal 'cuz I'm still making big bucks. So another day, another rhyme. Oh, and you best believe I'll clown on you another time. |
aight step to the side, gimme some room I'm the guy that raped you're mom with a broom, punctured her kidney to give her a taste, then told the bitch >:O I'M GONNA PISS ON YOUR FACE! I'm out of control, dropped a duece in your bed fuck your moms ass, then made your girl give me head and no I'm not playing, my minds not legit kiss your girl on the mouth, and you're gonna taste shit I'm not slick rick, don't sing lodi dodi, at 4 years old, I was gettin' head on the potty, you just heard 'bout those things you call blumpkins? I started that shit when vanilla ice was still somethin' now come show me up, I give you a welcome 'cause I showed you up, hommie you're all done. |
Holy shit its getting hostile everyone thinkin there writing for 8 mile all you punk ass bitches wanna battle... im from the hood.. yall from the saddle.. colored cam... fuckin kunta kintay always thinkin of somthing dumb to say shut the hell up and smoke your weed... everyone knows you were just a bad seed.. johnny dont think i forgot you.. why didint u move to FL u fuck, you were supposed to we dont want you no talent ass no body likes you up here in mass so take you and your double r... and head down south.. fuckin far |
Wheelie Pimp, Stoppie Pimp Your all as high as the Goodyear blimp You think you can scape, pull and apehanger? Now your a superstar just like your Mom....I banged her Now lets go for a ride and watch you try to take a corner You'll be chasin me and feeling like a widow mourner Highchair, Donut burnout, big fuckin deal Get down to your knees I'm gonna deal you a meal I may not have any good Stunts in my bag But you pulling those Frogs..........you look like a fag Double R, F4i, ZX-what, R Wheezy Some of those stunts holy fuck CHEEZY It's just KB writin something, giving it a whirl Back to work like IMP cruisin the mall for an underage Girl KB |
YO RICK. pbr this is for you... im only playin tho dont get offended... u know u kill my skill Yo.. rick is that u MR RICK PBR holy shit no hand you and do it so far... yea punk.. thats what u make your self think you aint got shit everyone knows u stink holy shit guys look how far i can drag... oh boy rick you reall are a fag.. wait didnt you move out from west virginia.. you used to dankey punch your sister didint ya your just another wanna be pro Rida.. who wants a big black dick in side ya.. :devil :devil lol |
hahahaha im askin for it.. im probly gonna get shot.. lmao |
Kunta Kinte - haha. Yeah that's real cute Pass the remote so I can put your ass on mute. True I like pot - it's all I need. The only bad seeds you'll find are in KB's weed. This is funny shit - I'm writing quick as I can. You best believe shit's about to hit the fan. Writing crap about everyone - wtf were you thinking? I can't believe it - my eyes are still blinking. :eek: Chill, mellow out, you're getting kinda crude, You're jokes are crass and borderline rude. Now it's time for me to say goodbye, Gotta get the bong for tonite, 'cuz i gonna get high! |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i] [B]hahahaha im askin for it.. im probly gonna get shot.. lmao [/B][/QUOTE] if you're lucky that's all that you'll get, cam's gonna pound your ass, like a bookie takes bets, you'll be cryin' please stop, while he rips you wide open, he'll bust on your back and all the while TOKEN:apimp |
Tony bangs little girls.... like ones who are 13 years old. He says, "Why not, it's the only way to clean up his dick mold." The only 12's Tony has locked down is the 12 yr old in his cellar. He comes home from work and punches her in the collar He stands a towering four feet nine inches. His prick must look like a tiny pencil that everyone pinches. He started Reckless Methods almost a year ago. No one has ever heard of them so the team must blow. I was going to leave this stupid retaliation shit alone. Until he came on here starting shit by throwing me a bone. I give props to 1000ceecee for putting up with his shit. I bet next time Tony has a hard time finding that girls clit. Probably because she's still in Grade school and it makes him feel like he has a big mule. I'll sign off with my normal "Lata" Call me a fat bastard, but I'll see you all "Manana" (tomorrow in Spanish) Lata, Bri |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by bri_dte [/i] [B]Tony bangs little girls.... like ones who are 13 years old. He says, "Why not, it's the only way to clean up his dick mold." The only 12's Tony has locked down is the 12 yr old in his cellar. He comes home from work and punches her in the collar He stands a towering four feet nine inches. His prick must look like a tiny pencil that everyone pinches. He started Reckless Methods almost a year ago. No one has ever heard of them so the team must blow. I was going to leave this stupid retaliation shit alone. Until he came on here starting shit by throwing me a bone. I give props to 1000ceecee for putting up with his shit. I bet next time Tony has a hard time finding that girls clit. Probably because she's still in Grade school and it makes him feel like he has a big mule. I'll sign off with my normal "Lata" Call me a fat bastard, but I'll see you all "Manana" (tomorrow in Spanish) Lata, Bri [/B][/QUOTE] FUCKIN SWEEEEEET bri... im impress lmao shit had me rolllin.. |
Bri lays the smackdown! Daaayyyuuuummm!!!! :eek: |
shits gettin serious in here, nah mean? fucking good stuff. |
only RM's got shit this tight.... I'll be accepting applications for the RM fan club the only 5-page thread that's ever been worth reading :cheers |
yo jj kick it one time boyeee lmao youve been slackin... post somthing.. make a rime... come on lets see if u can bash me worse than bri did.. haha |
This is some Funny shit!!!:laughing I cant stop laughing over here. If i have some time later I will bust one out....watch out:D Tara |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i] [B]FUCKIN SWEEEEEET bri... im impress lmao shit had me rolllin.. [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah... Yeah... now you know you got me hooked. And when I scheduled shows their always prebooked. Look at you all spitting off at your mouths, you can all bow down now and kiss me where it counts. My rhymes are Ill and tight like a 15 year old virgin, I leave those for Tony.... she's too young to listen to me cursin' KB is fat and round like humpty dumpty What the fuck is going on tonight, I'm getting really fuckin thirsty. Sorry KB, I shouldn't have gone there. But unlike Tony's girlfriends, you have plenty of pubic hair. This shit is out of line and I think I'm done with it Unless one of you punk ass white boys comes on here and starts more shit. Lata, Bri |
Where is JJ oh is purple your favorite you think you got some shit fuckin save it you and your no bike ass you dumb fuck go back to class OHHH i can do a 2nd gear stand up fuckin dick hold your hand up.... look at all that skin and blood drippin flippin that bike was a bad dream u were wishin tumbled right down rt 44 thats why you aint got no fuckin honda no more look at you , your cool now slam... i think everyone is his #1 fan you think your a bad ass cause u started this thread... you need to get those parapalegics outta your head... tongiht is gonna be afucking sight... im gonna kick the shit outta u slam.. were gonna fight Bri go head keep dissin reckless shit u see next season is gonna leave u breathless tara.. i wanna see this so call ryme... i dont even know why your gonna bother wastin your time your just a girl you dont know whats up keep on tippin that redbull and vodka cup if u think u can pull some good shit your halucinatin' so u best keep on procrastinatin' |
Bri my good man, tonight'll be off the heezy we'll stunt tony's fiddy, and burn tires off the R-wheezy, I got a long lab, from six to eight thirty, after that we'll watch JJ drinkin his forty, just like last week, I'm gonna drink diet diesel and scream in the street, "this is how we do!. but you know boys and girls, it's all fun and games, till tim runs in the house yellin', I need some bandaids but we got mel to go patch him up tight and tony on here, to start some more fights, As far as your rhyming, you know how to get jiggy, but you can't rap for shit, who you think you are Biggie?:twofinger |
Speaking of fat and round like Humpty Dumpty When Bri_DTE does his stoppies, His bike falls on him and goes bumpity bumpity Ouch ohh no Bri fell down and hurt himself At least he didn't hurt his stomach, ouch oh sorry I mean shelf When the stoppie pimp does his, all he can do is fall Rolls around on the ground all curled up in a ball Bri_Dte mad props to ya......yeah that's it Cuz your the bonified Stoppie Pimp yeah your the shit Oh no here we go...."Do you know who I am?" Yeah we know your the FAT kid, we pick on you cause we can It's ok I can empathize But godamn kid lay of those burgers and fries Could it be that Diet Bud that you drink Keep up the fat kid jokes I'll make you feel like a dink Now I know we're all just playin So don't get upset by what KB is sayin Oh man can't we all just get along. This is the end of my song!!!!! |
I hear BRI-DTE in need to put a few back Lets go over to Tonys & destroy a 30 pack I drink & I Drink & I drink some more Outta fuckin' beer - yo lets go to the store Jump in my car, cold beer in my lap I drive like a phsycho, Do I smell Crap? A Sally mother Fucker not used to how I roll I can't get caught again, Im fuckin on parole Get to the packy & pick up another Rack Habib @ the counter asking for "ID" wont get off my sack Get the shit & its time to ride back to condo Smashed up the beemer - lets fill it fulla bondo Fuck it im drunk i'll worry about in later Dont worry about Tizone, he's a player hater Back in the condo & its time to drink remember boys & girls - In the middle its all pink~ |
Im chillin here watchin all the lurkers of the board sittin there wishin you could manipulate words.. thinkin about what im gonna write about next probly about makin your 2 sisters have lesbian sex.. im gettin sick of going to work its some boring shit HesSoDirty better get that checked out.. see that colly flower on your dick you probly got that shit from jess' upper lip haha now your going to the doc to see the infamous Q-tip you wont be able to pee for 3 weeks... its gonna bur like motha fucka when u take leaks you love your 929 huh jay.. its the only one u like let me have a turn.. ill out stunt you on your own bike yea we should hit slams tonight with the xr so we can watch HeSoDrunk lose all his skin on the tar come on jay.... is that all u got, really ? better call the ambulance kids trying to wheelie |
uhmm ok.. kewl.. I guess..lol |
cc intha house ima pick up where no one left off cuz i'm hibernating in my own loft zoned out, anti to what you brought ya weren't aware im a lyrical robot I gots blocks too, so youd best shoo fly and dont bother me your new at dis i can tell from the smell you ommit from persperatin who's dis a new caucasian attemptin at makin the language sound funky you got nothing on me tossin round shit like a monkey i aint laughing cuz nuttin is funny you flung poo one two many times now your through not holdin up like elmers glue oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dat was nasty im rollin right past thee on my six hundo C C |
all these rhymes u muthafuckas tryna be droppin, i just play the background, steady pill poppin, cause your lyrics are gah-bage, and you all know it, gimme the light and watch a real playah flow it, you may have your 12's and fiddy stunts galore, but i gut ur momz screamin like dick crazed whore, u don't like it when i talk about your momz so what, alll she ever wanted was a big dick in her butt, 5 foot assassin, i'll give you a thrashin, cause pickin on little kids, u know thats my passion. 1000ceecee, what u think ur soo cool? i'll pimp smack you with the tool, just for actin a fool. all u other muthafuckas bettah stay in your place, cause ima krazy sumbitch just lookin to catch a case. ya'll want my freaky flowin skill, but that shit don't come in no pill inhale enuff of that THC, and sooner or later you'll see, a flow like this, it just don't come for free and you'll never be able to be, half the pimp that is me. now ima go and blaze up a fatty blunt, and dream of the warm days when i'd go out and stunt. im bored as fuck and bout to throw a fit, where all they playahs at, who wants to "party and bullshit" |
My Freakin Freestyle!!! This comes directly to you from the PBR Compound...So if you don't like it, come see us and we'll take care of it!!! If you don't know who we are, just come down and every last one of us will tell you!!! [url]http://208.179.249.170/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3561[/url] Johnny D T E |
Umm, sorry. This is where the party started Your ryhmes smellin' like i just farted the RM Board is where the party originated Im going to the barber to go get faded we all just kickin it and drinkin' Don't know what you all be thinkin' rhymin' and kicking and flowin alike! Eattin' the pussy like my shit was a dyke PBR is off tha hook for sheezy No handed wheelies yall niggaz best believe me Wish i wasn't in New England for all the snow Cold weather & raining which really does blow Im drunk and done rhyming for all yall to see When im sober - ya'll can't doubut me Im kickin versus and flowin the shit next thing you know, jamn 94.5 hit playin' ever 10 minutes is my song smacking your girly just wearin' her thong. im done for the night gonna just go to bed hopefully your mom will give me some head.:cheers |
drinkin' and eatin is how we do roll @ my house doing that shit like a whore in a blouse. all these people showing up w/ a 30 pack those shits will get drunken - that shits a fact We got tizone & cameron & jay talking smack we analize thier rhymes & give them a crack Fuckin my girley in all of ur skits I hope all of this bud light & chinese food gives you the shits My neighbors they hate me w/ all of thier might im tearin' ur pussy cause that shit is real tight TTR's & fiddy's & we got raptors comming down the street Complain about the noise & ur gonna get beat This is how we roll on a thursday night tell me um loud & there's gonna be a fight Just sit back & chill & drink a cold beer Yeah my dick is big - there not need to stair. |
God damn what I night, I drove myself home, Cam's on the freeway while he's smokin a bone, Drank beers at Jay's house, and stunted some fifty's Tim took my car for a ride, the bitch nearly killed me We had a good time, and all the peeps feel me, didn't know my corrado could do a damn wheelie can't stunt for my life, don't know my own name but who the fuck cares, I'm not lookin' for fame, Had fun with you all, that shit is the bomb, I'm out cyalata, on stuntlife dot com |
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