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DSOG ED 11-18-2002 12:55 PM

prozak, why dont you ryhme about how you knocked everybodys bike down at the show.yea when everybody had there bikes parked 12,sitin up top.you knocked them all down.good job dumb fuck

Chach 11-18-2002 01:05 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DSOG ED [/i]
[B]prozak, why dont you ryhme about how you knocked everybodys bike down at the show.yea when everybody had there bikes parked 12,sitin up top.you knocked them all down.good job dumb fuck [/B][/QUOTE]

LMAO !!!! Ya you dumb FUCK LOL !!!!!!!!!

:twofinger :twofinger

ProzaK 11-18-2002 01:16 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DSOG ED [/i]
[B]prozak, why dont you ryhme about how you knocked everybodys bike down at the show.yea when everybody had there bikes parked 12,sitin up top.you knocked them all down.good job dumb fuck [/B][/QUOTE]


thats where u come in.... or are u not that creative.. lmao

and it wasnt my fault anyway... the dick holding my bike let go of it.. i wasnt even holding my bike... some one else was.. but whatever.. yea im stilla dick cause it was my bike lmao..


:devil :devil


i know im riippin on ppl and i diserve to get some shit
but what the fuck fat boy make a ryme of it
you gotta come off and be all hard
go jump on your sisy lil 4 wheeler u retard
im gonna bust on your ass right now dont take too much offense
but that comment just didnt make any sense
you hurt my feelings big guy
im realy upset now... i hope u feel bad u made me cry
it wasnt even my fault the bikes all tumbled down
it was the stupid prick hold my bike the effin clown
oh well your just one them ppl who needs 4 wheels
cause u get on a bike and you eat pavement for meals
so listen up DSOG... or whatever MR ED
that wasnt very nice that shit u just said

lol lata dicks :jester

Chach 11-18-2002 01:33 PM

LMAO MR ED !!!!!!! :twofinger

DSOG ED 11-18-2002 01:33 PM

its all good. i dont write ryhmes i write checks

Big Dad 11-18-2002 01:34 PM

Big Dad is in the Heezzy fo Sheezzy!!
 
This may seem rough for a few of you but our board got beat up by these guys so I'm comin with both barrels!!! I must say that this is the most fun I have had in awhile. Sad I know, but true!!!


Man if I wasnt mistaken
GMO750 fried your ass like bacon
Prozac is poppin pills like slim shadys mom
while GMO's bustin his ass with huge lyrical Bombs
why U sweatin the Green Mountain State?
while the crime in your town is stealin food off your plate
I been there, done that, plus many more
I wouldnt stop at your house to take a shit on the floor
Cus see you punks from the citys think your shit dont stink
sayin we fuckin our sisters or playin hide and go dink
what you dont understand is our fags were all free
a gift from your rest areas on I-93
On their way here they changed a few laws
and made it legal for Massholes to marry their pa's
All they need is an address in our quiet state
ridin around in my town with white and red plates
see we dont discriminate the rainbow stickers U put on your car
and you dont mind that your flamin cus clearly you are
remember when U step in our world U must know
Us hillbillys might mistake you for a buck or a doe
We got guns in our trucks and on our belts half the time
we shoot bottles and cans and the occasional rhyme
See its legal here to carry a weapon thats loaded
Leave your slicker ass in the ditch stinkin and bloated
Yeah we got tractors, goats and a few truckers
but dont complain about farmers with your mouth full mother fuckers!!
Im out of here done with your ass for sure
stupid city bastards still think milk comes from the store!!

Big Dad

GMO fo sho
:laughing :twofinger :devil

ProzaK 11-18-2002 01:44 PM

Re: Big Dad is in the Heezzy fo Sheezzy!!
 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Big Dad [/i]
[B]This may seem rough for a few of you but our board got beat up by these guys so I'm comin with both barrels!!! I must say that this is the most fun I have had in awhile. Sad I know, but true!!!


Man if I wasnt mistaken
GMO750 fried your ass like bacon
Prozac is poppin pills like slim shadys mom
while GMO's bustin his ass with huge lyrical Bombs
why U sweatin the Green Mountain State?
while the crime in your town is stealin food off your plate
I been there, done that, plus many more
I wouldnt stop at your house to take a shit on the floor
Cus see you punks from the citys think your shit dont stink
sayin we fuckin our sisters or playin hide and go dink
what you dont understand is our fags were all free
a gift from your rest areas on I-93
On their way here they changed a few laws
and made it legal for Massholes to marry their pa's
All they need is an address in our quiet state
ridin around in my town with white and red plates
see we dont discriminate the rainbow stickers U put on your car
and you dont mind that your flamin cus clearly you are
remember when U step in our world U must know
Us hillbillys might mistake you for a buck or a doe
We got guns in our trucks and on our belts half the time
we shoot bottles and cans and the occasional rhyme
See its legal here to carry a weapon thats loaded
Leave your slicker ass in the ditch stinkin and bloated
Yeah we got tractors, goats and a few truckers
but dont complain about farmers with your mouth full mother fuckers!!
Im out of here done with your ass for sure
stupid city bastards still think milk comes from the store!!

Big Dad

GMO fo sho
:laughing :twofinger :devil [/B][/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHAHAHA DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN soooo true..

fuckin great.. bag dad is a lyrical genious...
almost as precious as the great tizones 2" penis
Big daddys got nothing more to say for now
hes gotta get his ass outside to milk a fuckin cow
milk that shit for me you little bastard....
instead of wasting my time farming, im out gettin plastered
i know you rednecks are probly cool guys
but u gotta admit.. i aint tellin no lies
its just funny to rip on everyone
and im glad your all joining in the motha fuckin fun
do dont go grabbin your 12 guage just yet
cause you know wed get along if if we ever met


PEACE!

Big Dad 11-18-2002 02:02 PM

Re: Re: Big Dad is in the Heezzy fo Sheezzy!!
 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ProzaK [/i]
[B]HAHAHAHAHAHA DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN soooo true..

fuckin great.. bag dad is a lyrical genious...
almost as precious as the great tizones 2" penis
Big daddys got nothing more to say for now
hes gotta get his ass outside to milk a fuckin cow
milk that shit for me you little bastard....
instead of wasting my time farming, im out gettin plastered
i know you rednecks are probly cool guys
but u gotta admit.. i aint tellin no lies
its just funny to rip on everyone
and im glad your all joining in the motha fuckin fun
do dont go grabbin your 12 guage just yet
cause you know wed get along if if we ever met


PEACE! [/B][/QUOTE]

HAHAHHAHAAHHAA!!!! Good Times!!

Bessies been milked the truck came at 8
your woman was awesome fucked her 2 hours straight
U know we are cool just ask around
but I aint no "little" bastard for sure my dick is weighed by the pound
I appreciate the props it feels good to be called a genius
quit kissin my ass and strokin my penis
Theres no way Im done with this short little post
I hang with the best and am envied by most
You boys here have got a good thing going
now Im gonna end it with the rhymes that Im showin
Next time we meet dont worry about bullets cuttin glass
I wouldnt waste a shell on your sad rhymin ass!!!

BD

:twofinger :laughing

GMO750 11-18-2002 02:10 PM

LOL
 
Ahhhhhhh...RM runnin like prey
heres a line copyrighted by Dre:

"I breaks em off and I aint talkin bout between the thighs
I'm talkin about cockin a gauge in between your eyes
and make you realize
that a gat will make any nigga civilized" :killem


We hangin out in Daytona or what?

ProzaK 11-18-2002 02:14 PM

Im gonna get in on this little guy
if i can remember right he Chris F4i
yea hes a little bastard like the 5 foot assasin
but unlike me... hes worried about crashin
he loves his bike spit shines the fucker
but i have to remind him its only a 600 sucker
He was smart to come to pocono he jumped at the chance
remember all of us faggots were the camo assclown pants ?
How about drunk ass tim being shitted first thing
mother fucker would be drinkin before the alarm would ring
brian looked or and said look at this kid, A MESS
Tim said beer what in da coola im gonna drink the rest
come on chris battle me but neither one of us will win
both of us blonde midgets.. your my fuckin twin
all in all it was a good time...
so come on chris f4i bust a fuckin ryme

ProzaK 11-18-2002 02:17 PM

Re: LOL
 
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by GMO750 [/i]
[B]Ahhhhhhh

We hangin out in Daytona or what? [/B][/QUOTE]



DOES A BEAR SHIT IN THE WOODS ?
DOES A VERMONT DOOD BANG HIS SISTER ?
DOES A HICK NOT BANG HIS SHOTGUN ?
DID U LEARN TO DRIVE ON A JOHN DEER ?


lmao just playin.. hell yea we are.. gonna be off the fuckin hook!!!!!

hessogood 11-18-2002 02:18 PM

Look who's back in this shit,
you thought I was gone,
been out pickin' up bitches
and stealin their thongs,
I'm supposed to be workin'
instead I'm on here
writing these rhymes
and drinkin a beer,
I'd stomp on you bitches
but it ain't worth the time
you got junk for lyrics
and gabage for ryhmes
you even got hoes
to put your ass down
I'd bend that bitch over
and give her a pound
can't control your girl
all I hear is her bitchin'
give that slut a towel
and get her ass in the kitchen
maybe I'll take a break
some time to sober up
two o'clock on a monday
nah, i don't give a fuck
so take your mangina
and crawl in a hole
cause I'm nearly god
and you look like a troll

Big Dad 11-18-2002 02:43 PM

Who is this cat jumpin in my shit
looks like U been tippin em back quite a bit
thank god for you, you got an excuse
the beer is to blame, shit your rhymin is *****!
You and me we do have something in common
we both should be workin but playin is callin
Too bad for RM Chris F4i dont reside in this house
we stopped ridin 600's when your mom was readin cat and the mouse
It would be a good idea though, You callin him out
He aint got rhymes like me that leave your sexuality in doubt
I'll make it short and sweet, I could have ended it sooner
my womans home for lunch and what do U call it? A nooner???

BD

Jay Carnes 11-18-2002 03:33 PM

BIG DADDY Repin' the rhymin board.

Jay Carnes 11-18-2002 03:47 PM

Another Toothless vermont playah wanna be
1 more GMO in here rhymin' would make it three
Look at his avitar is a Giant monster truck on 23'z
Tell he's from the woods, spendin' time on his knee'z
Commin' in here straight reppin our spot
RM Freestlyin' MC's will probably get shot
we are so white we glow in the dark
like the look of dismay when you see tony park
we may be the whitest crackaz you will ever meet
put some money on the table yo! Lets compete
these rhymes are whack, im not feelin' up to par
My best rhymes are done, when i come home from the bar
So im out, I'll hit ya back after i get drunk and fall on my face
till then, yo tizone - rep this place.

damn this shit is fun. :devil
sure beats work.

DumbAss TIM 11-18-2002 04:24 PM

you said you hope your girls home you wanted a nooner
then she should have left my house a long time ago..should have said something sooner.
you ask why were sweatin the green mountain state
just cause you dont have runnin water...dont hate
wakin up at sunrise to work on the farm
but your a dumb fuck, your job is shoveling shit outta the barn
while your dads out feedin the pigs thier slop
how can ever try to bust on us you inbreed fucks cant even spell hip-hop
we will put your lame ass rymes to shame
cause bustin freestyle aintlike huntin animals just for game
wee i guees im all done now i gotta pick up tizone
but ya better bet you ass ill fuck you up more when i get home

ProzaK 11-18-2002 04:28 PM

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DumbAss TIM [/i]
[B]you said you hope your girls home you wanted a nooner
then she should have left my house a long time ago..should have said something sooner.
you ask why were sweatin the green mountain state
just cause you dont have runnin water...dont hate
wakin up at sunrise to work on the farm
but your a dumb fuck, your job is shoveling shit outta the barn
while your dads out feedin the pigs thier slop
how can ever try to bust on us you inbreed fucks cant even spell hip-hop
we will put your lame ass rymes to shame
cause bustin freestyle aintlike huntin animals just for game
wee i guees im all done now i gotta pick up tizone
but ya better bet you ass ill fuck you up more when i get home [/B][/QUOTE]


DAAAAYYYYYYUUUMMM TIM your brian cells must bee cooroperating today shit.. :cheers

DSOG Thomas 11-18-2002 05:25 PM

the dummy that posted this thread needs to learn to spell,Cuz in Freestyle the Y comes in before the L, yall goin to hell, tryin to take my title, battle this battle that ohh u just might of, rattled the wrong cage im a fighter, maryland they call me sniper, ya girlfriend calls me all nighter.... my lines are all tighter, "mr dont take offense" ask LVX I take credit for that shit! so keep callin names and keep dropping lines, yall keep playin games i keep poppin nines.... RM keep spittin rhymes, son Ill spit in your face....
yall messageboard is too crowded, lemme go.... CUZ I NEED MY SPACE

:twofinger

later Thomas

GMO750 11-18-2002 05:36 PM

are u kidding?
 
1000 sissy and sore-ass timmy out to play?
hope you ate your lyrical wheaties out the toilet bowl today
livin in mass
gettin no ass
spittin shit a crackbaby could hit
I re-up with wicked rymes throwin wit
I could fit all your wit in your frightened hampsters left tit
fur smellin like bung-cheese
musta slid up ya fag ass with ease
after that verbal reamin' I just layed out
corn-chute sore, brain wimperin, eyes puffy startin to pout
dont cry
get out the house and hide!
again piss me off, again you gonna be taught
play us and you'll end up in Big Dad's hey loft
locked up
barn roof flamin up
youll be yellin what the F*uck!
we'll collect your bones and use em like hockey pucks
I'll run circles around your marrow
stackin your calcium sticks up like a pharoh
makin pyramids
commandin you like slaves
tellin ya girlies to put thier ass on my jock and make WAVES
so bow to your master again you got learned
your girl's waitin for my country cock so her tonsils can get churned

:devil

Jay Carnes 11-18-2002 05:39 PM

here comes another raptor pimp stunna mack
my shitty spelling skills he starts to attack
Come on dawg, i droped out of college
all I know is raw street knowlege
Im just fuckin', i aint from the streets
I'd get pounded in the hood from "G's" wearing cleats
My ass glows like a beacon that shit is so white
Lovin' junior high, cause them girls are so tight
Just another cracka outta the suburbs
gettin wasted & smashing into curbs
we started this thread just to bust a few asses
This fuckin' thread has had over 2,000 passes!
Thats it, i ain't got no more rhymes to spray
dont matter, you don't wanna hear me anyway
See, I can't kick it i ain't even wasted
just wait till 20 beers ive tasted.


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