8 ways to tell if your gay
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8 ways to tell if your gay
found this on another site, pretty good
How to tell if you're gay...
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming ***. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...."Killer, come here! I said get your *** over here!" Now think about how you call a cat...."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a *******. A straight man only sucks bar-b-cue ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or boobies. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a ***.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or **** in a
parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick wholesome milk) and full aroma. A coochie-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with skim" and he never, ever knows what artificial sweetner tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ***. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major League, NFL, NBA, NCAA, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreusse or you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if can
name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it....you're hungry for a meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-*** driver or to cut the mother****er off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, or, if he's latino, talk on his cell-phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vouz sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (Spontaneous Homosexual Combustion), which is what happens to **** when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware....or keep that **** to yourself, Faggo!
How to tell if you're gay...
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming ***. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...."Killer, come here! I said get your *** over here!" Now think about how you call a cat...."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a *******. A straight man only sucks bar-b-cue ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or boobies. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a ***.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or **** in a
parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick wholesome milk) and full aroma. A coochie-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with skim" and he never, ever knows what artificial sweetner tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ***. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major League, NFL, NBA, NCAA, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreusse or you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if can
name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it....you're hungry for a meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-*** driver or to cut the mother****er off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, or, if he's latino, talk on his cell-phone.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vouz sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (Spontaneous Homosexual Combustion), which is what happens to **** when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules and beware....or keep that **** to yourself, Faggo!
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