Ant I cant believe Sportbike Fix is taking full advantage of my Goodfellas picture!!!
Ya'll mother****ers done slipped me the dick!!!!!!!

 

if u knewed it was gonna be party like dat, you coulda stuck ur d!ck in da mash potatoes

 

I'll keep it on the low down, you mean the down low, No doubt!!!

 

i don't wanna bust yo a$$, but i will bust yo a$$ for talkin dat dum ****

 

oh god please help me..................I think I lost my fingers.....I was playing with a firecracker you see .......it was the size of an empty toilet paper roll you see.......and I can't feel my fingers..............oh god what do I do?

 

u talkin 2 me... foooget about iiiiit....

its me... me who... u know who.. me... oh yea... lets talk about the 2nd thing.....

how we gonna talk about da second thing if we didn't talk about da 1st thing...

 

ya ....you remove dead pets? ya see I was sleeping on a park bench and this damn pigon flew right up my ***...........he's been dead in there a few weeks now................

 

why do ppl say " i don't want to beat a dead horse"


well i don't want you to beat a dead horse either.

 

listen here jerkey .......I don't need to talk to you............hi this is Jack tores silly, I want to show you my goods.................

 

Theyre up there slappin each other wit the hot mops so I fired them down into the bushes. Then my wife comes up like she knows what the **** shes doin....

 

i have the microphone, and you do not...

SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!

 

Sir, one more outburst like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!!

 

i want to dieeeeeeeeeeeeee... put a bullet in my head...


pretty pretty PLEASE

 

I got a spider monkey for sale.....but he's crazy.....

 

I got this funny little drinkin problem

 

U got my funny little compressor... give it back