HOOKS trying to get on JACKASS

just ask him what he did for his audition on the way to PHOENIX

 

 

WELL.... you see....... as we are driving to Phoenix........ we saw some lake, and everyone says "hook, jump in the lake" and at first i was hesitant, but said f*ck it.... so we we ended up not finding the lake and i was already to jump in some cold *** water, so we see a sign that says "fish hatchery" we go down the road and were lookin for water and we went over a bridge.... and under the bridge ran the water..... 29F outside....... i climbed down to the water (over a metal guardrail that had frost on it...) climbed down by the water, striped to nothin, and stepped in the water..... i lowered my front half into the water all the way down, and then got out.... i was tryin to put my clothes on but couldnt... so they said to just put my shoes on.... i barely got them on.... grabbed my clothes and crawled back up to the truck.... i had to hold my ***** as i stepped over the guardrail because i was afraid they would stick to it (like that one xmas movie) .......
anyways... it was god damned cold.... i had turtle syndrome so bad i had 2 belly butons......

 

oh and this is just the start of my Jackass J-Hook Episodes.... stay tuned for more to come..........

 

man i was laughing my *** off!

this **** was so funny..i didnt think he had the ***** to do it but sure enough the little red headed bastard got BUCK-ED *** naked and jumped in the freezing river. I thought he was gonna get hypothermia or something

cant wait for the next episode......
to be continued.............................

 

i think im starting to ge tsick... we'll see tomorrow....

 

dont drink the water ..

 

Thats freakin hilarious. I would of died laughin if his ash would of gotten his nutz stuck to the rail.

 

yeah that would have sucked!

 

just like on joedirt

 

You da Man Hook!!:YEAH Whats next? Shopping cart surfing? Jump the rio grande on a ten speed? I still like the pukefest at midnight. Just when I thought you had finished up came another shot. Sweet, disgusting, but sweet!!

 

dude... i got some **** in the works..... itll be pimp... STAY TUNED.... NEXT EPISODE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!

 

Rock it Hook!! Lets get that **** on vid for the movie

 

aight.... fo sho.......... you guys know i have to top myself.... lol

 

 

my camcorder is back so you best believe its on NUKKA!

 

it took long enuff

 

yeah it did and the piece of **** is still jacked
I HATE JVC....should of got a sony or ******

 

Cann*n lol.....