SHITTY BIKES
Thread Starter
AGGRESSION!
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,760
From: the ALB
SHITTY BIKES
When is a bike too shitty to ride?
I have no idea. My bike is pretty fugggggged up.
I have two blown fork seals, a tank thats mashed so much it only holds 2 gallons of gas, no headlight, wiring harness zipped tie to the forks, tail section is demolished, no tailight, a rear sprocket with about 20 teeth broken off of it, rusted *** chain, a mutant motor, lower fairings zip tied on, zip tied radiator, tank is missing rubber mounts so it vibrates against the frame, a hole in the frame, half a peg on the rear brake side, bent *** front brake lever, brake resevoir is held on with wire, subrame is missing 2 of the 4 bolts, throttle sticks, a header leak, exhaust baffle jingles around and spins freely, and a screw as a shifter.
But overall I think its in good shape
I have no idea. My bike is pretty fugggggged up.
I have two blown fork seals, a tank thats mashed so much it only holds 2 gallons of gas, no headlight, wiring harness zipped tie to the forks, tail section is demolished, no tailight, a rear sprocket with about 20 teeth broken off of it, rusted *** chain, a mutant motor, lower fairings zip tied on, zip tied radiator, tank is missing rubber mounts so it vibrates against the frame, a hole in the frame, half a peg on the rear brake side, bent *** front brake lever, brake resevoir is held on with wire, subrame is missing 2 of the 4 bolts, throttle sticks, a header leak, exhaust baffle jingles around and spins freely, and a screw as a shifter.
But overall I think its in good shape
Registered User
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 730
From: Albuquerque New Mexico
Originally posted by Lotus Outermost
edub-your bike is
as a mothafacko!!!keep rockin that
edub-your bike is
as a mothafacko!!!keep rockin that Thread Starter
AGGRESSION!
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,760
From: the ALB
Originally posted by CDPsycho
I think a bike is to shitty to ride when the F-ing header is pressed up on te oil pan!!! No offense rOMeo...
I think a bike is to shitty to ride when the F-ing header is pressed up on te oil pan!!! No offense rOMeo...
DAVES my boyride that **** till the wheels fall off
Registered User
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 268
My first bike was a 91 FZR 600 with a 96 motor, airtech R1 fairings. The forks were blown, the rotors were way warped, the clutch cable was kinked and was hard to pull, the throttle didn't return, the levers were bent, the exhaust was all crunched, the bike never held water, like to **** it out everywhere. It ran hotter than ****. It was slow as hell even after I went 1 down 2 up. I wrecked it three times after I bought it and it never looked any worse. Zipties? I have stock in that company, as well as JB weld and duct tape.
I need some of that 
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
