im looking for someone to donate a bike to my poor ***, i just need something to stunt. nothing pretty. will trade for tattoo work at my tattoo shop.

 

can you tattoo a minature penguin playing a minature violin with a tear rolling down his cheek,on my *****

 

for that I would expect a minty 954 or something, and the penguin wouldn't be the only one with a tear running down his cheek.

 

To signify the death of microsoft?

 

man ill tattoo anything you want i just need something to stunt,
come on now im serious if you got a spare bike and want some work PM me

 

eric you fricken slacker if you had not let the repo guy take your crunchy peice and you wouldnt have to be asking for a free bike. oh yeah and mine is paid off now

 

donate blood and save all that cash

 

semen pays too... so does bone marrow.

 

ok, I'm absolutely serious here, I'm completely broke and need money, what can I give and where can I give it at to get money? I hate needles but if they'll give me like 50 bucks or something it's worth it. What about um, the ol' manly juices? Where can I get money for my "special men?" I don't think that it would be as painful as blood.
But I'm completely serious, I'm SOOOO broke!

 

of course its not gonna hurt as much as giving blood your jerkin your gerkin and letin the purple head yogurt sling spew into a cup and given it to them thats good stuff
not tryin to make you mad but just go get a paper route or sumthin

 

Ya I know, I'm working at a car wash but it's only like $150 a week or so, and all that is gone instantly. I need some quick easy money, and this seams like the easy way.
I love you're explanation of what goes on by the way...
I'm still looking for a place to get money for it though.

 

dude sell drugs

 

Strip at a gay bar.

 

It may not be glamorous but sears pays 7 dollars an hour and if you work sales you average 11 per hour with commission.

 

everytime i wack off or see it dripping out of my girl i see money swimming away,too bad im not 18 id just sell my jizzuze to support my stunting.....now THATS pretty

 

I have yet to find somewhere that I can sell my spew to. I'm over 18! **** I'll ripp one off into a cup for somebody if they'll pay me! Where can I do it? Oh, and I'd def give you a bike for some ink... if I had one... and lived anywhere near florida. Just do lots of tatoo's man... and save the cash. Get of the smack. You'll save a fortune! J/P