Mine has to be afew years ago my girlfriend (i did have one honest) was waiting for me round my house, i was out on my ZX10 and was very late, she was getting pissed off and tried phoning me several times while she kept going up to the window in my flat to see if i was back.... Well as she was leaving me a shitty voicemail like "where the **** are you" i appeared only i was not on my bike cos as i turned into my road i hoisted up a second gear wheelie and flipped just as i past my own house!!!!! she saw my bike first then me sliding along on my **** i rolled to a stop and looked up, she kinda hung up the phone and i felt very very very very silly indeed...

i think the voice mail went something like this "GLYN.....ohhh"

My bike hit my neighbours car he came to comlpain and i grabbed him and tried to smear him on the road too until i realised that my bike had indeed hit his car...Double embarrassing, i gave him some money and said sorry...


Come roughty tough stunt lords, spill those silly bike related retard moments?

There was also that time i was caught wanking in the woods when i was 13 by a group of horse riders, i did not realise that there was a bridle way near by... i had to do the trouser round ankles, gravy stroke dash through the nettles! Not bike related but embarrassing nonetheless.

scarred me for life, now when i masterbate i have to wear jodphurs and tie stinging nettles round my old chap whilst trotting round the room...

Ps if you believe anything i say then you are knowing that i hide terrible truths in almost impossible fantasy!

 

Putting my mint R6 into an armco barrier at about 2mph but still going flying over the armco was kinda embarassing..... bike was fine so was I though..

 

I was walking backwords out of my friends driveway sitting on my bike with no hands and stepped on a little spot of dirt and fell on my ***,broke my brake lever and put a few scratches on the side of my bike right in front of some people jogging

 

i riped my pant from doing wheelie on fiddy everyone see my underwear and i feel cold air come in i was like wtf then look down and say oh ****!!! haha

 

oh god... here goes...

leaving the DEALERSHIP after buyin my '03 636 brand new.. i rode from the back to the front, put down the kickstand and got off.. well apparently the kickstand didnt go down all the way.. so theres my BRAND NEW 636 layin on its side in the dealership parking lot.... i blame it on the drugs i was on

 

haha happened to me too on friend bike when i get off it fell down oops

 

BBBUUUUWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

I can Soooo See That happening..




For me I can Still see it now......

I was going By the Local High school and There was 15-20 on this
intersection, So I thought I would show Off a bit and I started to do
a Burn and They Started Cheering.(Me Ready to Go and Lift it Up)
My bike Toally Chokes and I end Up on the Ground In the Middle of
the Intersection and All these HS Kids


Damn I Laugh About that Now...

 

lol trying to push start my bike infront of a crowd after a full nights stunting, so i run with the bike jump on it side saddle, let the clutch out, back wheel skids and i fall over to the oposite side to where my legs are with the bike lol

 

on the cd riders fireworks night. Group of people, hadnt done donuts in a while, thought id go and do a few, and go to highchair etc.... got a quarter of way round my first one, it went too quick, went to put foot down and my jeans were caught on my heel plates.... Down i went, and i only managed half a donut. And laying in the middle of a public road too,

 

rather than a bike mine was on a push bike when very mich younger
was just peddling past a girls school looking at the girls and failing to look where i was going all the cars stopped i and i didnt splatted myself across the rear window of the car infront needless to say i went a diffrent way to school after that

 

I was at the motocross track when I was 16 and there was bunch of girls hanging out by a big triple. My dumbass tried to throw a big whip and overshot the jump landing sideways. Broke 3 ribs, right ankle, a couple bones in my right hand, collarbone and my pride..lol

 

Flipping a stoppie at a red light and getting a peg in the leg. Cars where honking at me

 

Same wheelie i did every day up my road
only this day it just wasn't high enough so gave it some more...
forgetting it was only a short rd with a T junction at the end
front wheel hovered to long b.r.b (before rear brake)
came sliding thro the junction missing cars straight it to a pub wall splat
only hurt my fingure had to push what was left of the bike back up the rd .... all right out side my house lol

 

I was in my second day in the lots on my old superhawk... I was trying stoppies and getting quite frustrated... after a few rounds I got mad and clutched it up after I made my turnaround... stock gears on a 1000 in a short parking lot= bad idea!!!

When I came down I was going too fast to stop (about 40 M.P.H.) and hit a little foot tall wall at the back of the lot... the headlight stopped the bike from flipping after me as I flew over the wall and into a ditch...

All my friends were there watching that night... damn the luck...

They did tell me the back wheel came up about 4 feet in the air when I hit the wall... Does that count??? lol


The results...

 

**** you really bent your bike.


my favorite is Keiths i can just imagine him being THIS MASSIVE KID MADE OF ROCKS and smashing someones car in looking at the girls ha ha

 

Glyn you crack me up so much

 

I was late for work, I had the only key to office so everyone was waiting outside for me. Thought I'd arrive in style and show off my shiny new, (£11K) fully carbon-bodied S/M -rolled a 12 ft stoppie to squid-flip in front of the adoring crowd.
Shattered every panel on the bike.

 

haha thats exactly why i no longer bump bikes side saddle. did exactly the same thing.

 

ha ha kev man. i can just emagine you doing that dude. lol

 

im still trying to figure out why young glyn was flogging it in the woods..lol