I used to live next to a woods!

 

When im was about 16 and doing school boy moto x , i was riding in a big national meet. All the lads were wheeling down to the start line before the race started.
I thought im up for that every one was watching for the riders to come down to the line than here comes me trouble was i flipped it but to make things worse the bike carried on and run my dad over who was about 50 feet ahead of me !!! Not good LOL

Another time it was the first time out on a brand new bike, i doubled a jump landed on the rider in front and we both came off. Trouble was i was a bit dazed after hitting my head on the bars so i got back on my bike and finished the race. Only to find when i came in the pits their was the other guy sitting on my bike !!! I had got on the wrong one !!!! (They both were brand new and looked the same apart from the number)

Come on hanksy tell about the brand new blade ya had LOL

 

ha ha thats a good one!!!

glyn im worried about you!!

ok couple years back i was doing a seat christ and i lost it and as i come down i was wobbling everywhere and i careered into the railings where some guy was filming and i squashed his leg between the ralings..... and to top it all off he got it all on film!

another time i was down box hill just leaving and showing off as you do...... so i was rolling a burnout out the car park making as much noise and smoke as i could and i totally lost it into the road and fucked me self right up with a broken wrist and couldnt walk properly for a week! then the crowd forms and my mates are like leave your lid on they wont know who it is! so im quickly trying to sort the bike so i can get outta there and some guy goes what did you do that for and i goes i was being a **** showing off.... least your honest he goes!! lol..... to top it off i rode home not knowing at the time my wrist was busted.......

 

my most embarrasing moment has got to be when i v. almost started daves bike touching the 2 points on the solanoid with a spanner when evryone was standing aorund trying to find out why it wouldn't start. not a smart move on my part, nobody told me not to go near it with a spanner.

 

me and a few friends had our bikes backed up against a curb in downtown reno. we were sittin on our bikes, backwards, just chilling from riding all night. well my kickstand wasnt all the way down and it folded up as i was just sitting. well there goes my minty rr into a minty gsxr. my mirror got stuck in one of his fairing cut outs and i burned my hand trying to pull the bike up, not thinkin bout my exhaust but what this big *** **** is gonna to me.
there was a ton of people walking around and i felt like an *** hole for a few days.

 

Mine's gotta be not to long ago coming down the road couldn't decide if i wanted petrol or not so delayed a little pulling in then i was like yeah i need petrol so i pulled in hit some gravel in the road lol.......
It was the stupidist thing i have ever done but i army rolled over the road in front of some people filling up.

 

Oh dear i thought this mite be brought up, when i crash its normally big. Well this one was the worst, i picked up my brand new cbr1000rr in 2004 and paid 8900, got to the second roundabout tipped it in and lost the front, scuffs on bottom right and side fairing and pegs etc so i got off pretty lightly, then i raced home pretty pissed off. In the afternoon i thought id go for a proper blast through my favourate road from lavenham to Hadliegh where there is a lovely 90mph cranked ova left. Well on this ride there was some old granny in a micra on my side of the road heading towards me i managed to sit up and sweve around but she did the same and we hit head on on her side of the road resulting in me flying 40foot into an electric fence and a tree, i checked to see if i could move my feet and i could the bad thing was that id compresson fractured t3,4,5 and 6 in my back and broke my sternum aswell as snapping my wrist which needed to be plated. The bike was in a good way it had ripped the head stock off the frame! 3months later i was out of hospital and went to court and got 7points and 1000 fine for trying to save my life and swering to miss her, then on top of that i lost a grand on the bike for deapresiation of the bike id only done 25miles!!! Tossers

 

sounds more nasty than embarrasing, except for the end....

Id of locked you up for life, for that kind of dangerous riding

 

thats not embarressing thats ******* awful mate... i hate injustice when bikes are concered since i was 14 years old iv always come off worse than the driver and nearly everytime its their fault... makes me sooooo angry

should have bought a ZX10r instead... you might have done 30 miles before you smashed it up!

 

Don't worry man point's smashed bike don't matter having your life do's mate and that's the main thing
I had a real nasty crash involving a car and kerb and tree at 60mph and to be honest mate the main thing to me anyway is i kept my life.
I couldn't walk for around 6 month's because the swelling was so bad but luckily i had no broken bone's.
The hospital say i have rubber bone's hehe i wish is all i can say

 

Probably when I dropped my R6. Just about to head off to work - I pulled away from outside my house and made it as far as next doors before sliding it down the road scuffing the whole side and making it bleed oil

picked her up, wheeled it back to my garage, then drove to work. Left my helmet on cos I was so embarassed, didn't wanna show my face

 

New embarrassment...

I was riding a buddy's Katana since my F4i is still waiting for parts... I got to a red light and the truck next to me revved his engine... light turned green, we shot out, and I lost!!! I couldn't keep up at all!!! Katanas are a waste of space!!! I took the back roads home...

 

^lol
Mine is probably when I was at a tesco petrol station filling up at around 1am I decided since I was going on a longer than normal ride I would fill up to the brim.

So I jumped on the bike just as the petrol level reached the top and proceeded to kick the stand up so the bike was level to fill up to the max with the bike off its stand and me sittin on it with the job done I grabbed the petrol cap and managed to lock it into place then i stuck the side stand down and with the petrol gun/hose in one hand I decided to get off the bike little did I know that the side stand didnt come out all the way then all I remember was the bike toppling over onto me! I quickly got up and then hoisted the bitch back up.

Looked up to see the cashier laughing her *** off (cow!) she asked if I was ok and tried her best not to laugh but it didnt work I quickly paid and scooted off into the car park to nurse my ego and survey the damage.

thankfully it was only a scratched indicator and a tiny scratch on the front fairing oh and my ankle hurt a little too since it pretty much took all the bikes weight.

Never again will I do that lol.

 

An old post I no. We were standing at a bus stop and my mate pulled up on his brand new TS50X Suzuki. I managed to blag a go no lid on and blasted off around the block. As my mate was talking to a few girls I decided to come back past and try my hand at a little wheelie. Yanking the bars back dumping the clutch in 1st and missing the rear brake resulted in me ended up on my face knocking all 4 of my front teeth out & wrecking his pride and joy. And no the girls didn't think it looked cool LOL.

 

Ouch !!!!
When we gonna meet you Mr Clunatic ????

 

Yes mate that did hurt a tad.

Want to meet up soon I hope mate. I started my own business Feb and been working flat out to get money in the bank. I'll more than likely be at some of the street fighter stunt events spectating "DONT SHOUT EVERYONE" not into polotics so i'll come and find you there and i'll be at the SBF if its on ???

 

There is one on at santapod 29th and 30th this month, you going?
Why dont ya post up some clips of ya on the pit bike?

 

So my wife can put up with me, once a year I pay for her to go shopping with her mates in Amsterdam she's off 28th-31st **** !!!! keeps her out of my way but I've got two kids to look after.

Got some quite "goodish" footage of the pit bikes but I'm **** with computers I'll speak to a mate of mine try and get something posted. I've got BP now highchairs sort of and seat standers (apart from snapping my cheap as chips chinky handle bars and landing on my face again) just looking forward to jumping on a 600 and see how it goes now I've learn't rear braking. I wanted an F4 but a mate of mine has got a smashed 636 there on an 03 so I'm trying to blag that cheap.

 

Go buy the 636 now ya will love it !!!
Oh and make sure ya wear a full face lid by the sounds of it ha ha

 

I always wear my lid now mate my dentures cost £500 and cant afford another pair