Hi i recently found a book of Ancient proverbs called "Ancient Proverbs"

I found the book under the ruins of my old conservatory! I picked the book up, blew the dust off the cover and began to recite the proverbs! Here are just a few that i can remember.

1. Pteridactyls will attack ex Blue Peter presenters - if Tiger Prawns are only partially shelled!

2. Microlites will accend to above their maximum ceiling height - if posters of Hitler are acknowledged by ants!

3. An idiot refers to butter as a sprig!

4. A bigger idiot refers to Salmon as Sprune or Sproon!!

5. A thin idiot refers to Banana and toffee pudding as Boffle!

6. Ghandis real name was Mahat Ma Coat!

 

Awww man, I gotta stop calling it that now I know it means I'm a bigger idiot.

Although I only refer to smoked salmon as sprune, does that count?

 

Damn, I thought I coined that phrase that day I glanced in the freezer at the petrol station?!?!

 

dam you're right thats is the technical term for smoked salmon that book must be a fake

 

But it's been under your conservatory for so long? How can it be so?

 

Wise old china man say something but i forgot

 

we are seperated by the same language

 

talking of chinese

what do you call a japanese car thief???????????

























tommy-took-a-mota

 

man you guys lose me . I must be dum

 

 

ancient proverb
says
a bizarre post a day keeps the americans away

 

They call it "the British sense of humour" I believe!!

 

wait..... you used to be a nun?

 

its true!!

i read it and my first instinct was to immediately click the Back button

 

+1

i watched a lot of mr. bean, though, so i think i understood #2 and #4

 

ahah old Mr bean was wicked funny

 

ya, like when he got the turkey stuck on his head.

 

Conservatory, convent, aaaahhh wait, I got it! It's the good old language barrier!

A conservatory is like a kinda glass and pvc extension on the back of a house

 

hahahaha this thread is so funny

 

The nun quote is the best yet! Ho ho ho!!