Ancient proverbs
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Re: Ancient proverbs
if i was a real nun i would hide butter nut squash im my bottom for several years
and then i would stop being a nun at which point all the local men will try and sleep with me thinking i would have a tight virgin puss.....
then they would put it in and it would not even touch the sides... like waving a pencil in a cave that smells of poo!
and then i would stop being a nun at which point all the local men will try and sleep with me thinking i would have a tight virgin puss.....
then they would put it in and it would not even touch the sides... like waving a pencil in a cave that smells of poo!
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Re: Ancient proverbs
as this is originally my thread i feel quite happy telling you all that i have a pair of ********* in my avatar pic...
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HAHAHA HE HAS A TURKEY ON HIS HEAD HA HA HA A TURKEY ON HIS HEAD HA HA MR BEAN HA HA OH THAT FUNNY MR BEAN HAHA HA.......... ****T
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Re: Ancient proverbs
this is true
went on rugby tour1996 stole a plastic chicken ( it clucked and stuff)
took every tour since and the baby on tour had to look after it ,this had been done to perfection till last year
then we get jack the baby comming ..gave him the chicken and before we get to newcastle he lost it somehow
so i goes to tesco before rugby match on the sat morning and bought a frozen chichen told jack to look after it and keep it frozen all day or there will be a price to pay
well its may and very hot and he didnt think to put it in a freezer at the club ,but left it under drivers seat
so after the game all pissed up got in the coach to smell ransid 100 degree chichen smell
guess what we made him do
1st go down on the chicken ( full on )
2nd open the chickens legs
3rd hump the chicken
he did all three for the cameras as well
top weekend who want to come on my next 1
but you will be baby on tour we normally have about 4 or 5 so wont feel dilly at all dressed up in nappy and bib :YEAH
went on rugby tour1996 stole a plastic chicken ( it clucked and stuff)
took every tour since and the baby on tour had to look after it ,this had been done to perfection till last year
then we get jack the baby comming ..gave him the chicken and before we get to newcastle he lost it somehow
so i goes to tesco before rugby match on the sat morning and bought a frozen chichen told jack to look after it and keep it frozen all day or there will be a price to pay
well its may and very hot and he didnt think to put it in a freezer at the club ,but left it under drivers seat
so after the game all pissed up got in the coach to smell ransid 100 degree chichen smell
guess what we made him do
1st go down on the chicken ( full on )
2nd open the chickens legs
3rd hump the chicken
he did all three for the cameras as well
top weekend who want to come on my next 1
but you will be baby on tour we normally have about 4 or 5 so wont feel dilly at all dressed up in nappy and bib :YEAH
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Re: Ancient proverbs
Originally Posted by mungo
this is true
went on rugby tour1996 stole a plastic chicken ( it clucked and stuff)
took every tour since and the baby on tour had to look after it ,this had been done to perfection till last year
then we get jack the baby comming ..gave him the chicken and before we get to newcastle he lost it somehow
so i goes to tesco before rugby match on the sat morning and bought a frozen chichen told jack to look after it and keep it frozen all day or there will be a price to pay
well its may and very hot and he didnt think to put it in a freezer at the club ,but left it under drivers seat
so after the game all pissed up got in the coach to smell ransid 100 degree chichen smell
guess what we made him do
Actually i am completely normal and i work for the normal police!!
i was trying to coakes the madness out of some people so i know who to arrest! we coming for ya mungo
candy man for mungo candy man for mungo
1st go down on the chicken ( full on )
2nd open the chickens legs
3rd hump the chicken
he did all three for the cameras as well
top weekend who want to come on my next 1
but you will be baby on tour we normally have about 4 or 5 so wont feel dilly at all dressed up in nappy and bib :YEAH
went on rugby tour1996 stole a plastic chicken ( it clucked and stuff)
took every tour since and the baby on tour had to look after it ,this had been done to perfection till last year
then we get jack the baby comming ..gave him the chicken and before we get to newcastle he lost it somehow
so i goes to tesco before rugby match on the sat morning and bought a frozen chichen told jack to look after it and keep it frozen all day or there will be a price to pay
well its may and very hot and he didnt think to put it in a freezer at the club ,but left it under drivers seat
so after the game all pissed up got in the coach to smell ransid 100 degree chichen smell
guess what we made him do
Actually i am completely normal and i work for the normal police!!
i was trying to coakes the madness out of some people so i know who to arrest! we coming for ya mungo
candy man for mungo candy man for mungo
1st go down on the chicken ( full on )
2nd open the chickens legs
3rd hump the chicken
he did all three for the cameras as well
top weekend who want to come on my next 1
but you will be baby on tour we normally have about 4 or 5 so wont feel dilly at all dressed up in nappy and bib :YEAH
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Re: Ancient proverbs
hey glingglo the boys want to see the pm you sent me did you delete your copy yet.....i thought it would be wrong for me to post it but you could
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ha ha its candy man for mungo i would bet my bike on it..... however it is true that i am wrong more than i am right when it comes to arguing..... well at least thats what my wife tells me
also pm was deleted for the message space sorry OR AM I BWAHAHAHA
also pm was deleted for the message space sorry OR AM I BWAHAHAHA
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Re: Ancient proverbs
Originally Posted by glingglo
ha ha its candy man for mungo i would bet my bike on it..... however it is true that i am wrong more than i am right when it comes to arguing..... well at least thats what my wife tells me
also pm was deleted for the message space sorry OR AM I BWAHAHAHA
also pm was deleted for the message space sorry OR AM I BWAHAHAHA
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