REAL Female Rider....
I admit I stole this from someone I know.... but I decided that I didn't really agree with some of it, so I'm making my own personal changes, but I want to hear your input! I put my changes in bold.......

1. You have broke a nail on your clutch or front brake

2. The only perfume you smell like is eau de exhuast

3. You have specific riding shoes so you don't have shifter marks on your cute ones
All of your shoes have shifter marks on them

4. Your helmet has makeup on the inside of it
You don't bother putting on makeup before riding, knowing it will come off the first time you pull off your helmet.

5. You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before

6. You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of riding.
You know exactly how many ties and clips you need to avoid a mess of tangles after a days worth of riding.

7. You have tan lines on your wrists from wearing your riding gloves

8. You have had mascara in your eyes cause they were watering from riding so fast.
You know not wearing mascara is the only way to avoid it from running with your tears at high speeds.

9. You have rode up to a restaurant or bar and had to go pick bugs off your face before you could go hang out with your friends.

10. You have had to pull over to pull up your lowrise jeans cause your crack was showing.
You know better than to wear lowrise jeans to avoid the awkward crack burn or odd shaped tan line on your back.

11. You have rode past a cop at a hundred miles an hour and gotten off with a wave.

12. You have ripped out your earings puttin your helmet on or taking it off.
You know better than to even attempt earrings with a helmet

13. You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend.

14. You would rather talk about fuel injected vs carbureted, than coach vs dooney.

15. You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not area codes.

16. You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding.

17. You have forgotten what heels are.

18. You would rather have clothes from icon, a star, joe rocket, than gucci, prada, or valentino.

19. You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead of jewlery.

20. You have been asked by non riding guys to ride ***** on your bike and they are serious!

21. You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.

22. Your preferred method for straightening your hair before a night out is a two hour ride beforehand with your hair tied up and tucked under your helmet.

23. You have stratches on your gas tank from your belly button ring.
Your first purchase was tank protector to prevent scratches, and you always wear a bandaid to protect the tank from your belly button ring.

24. You care more about the gearing ratio on your bike than how current or "hip" your jeans are....

25. You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy nor a video game.

 

So true to all of the above!

 

 

I know I souldn't laugh, but I know several of those apply to my wife....

 

dam i need to meet a girl like that haha ive been to tiffanys too many times walked in there with a smile cause i had a wallet stacked with 100s and walked out wanting to punch the lady in the face for showing us the "nicer necklace" she never mentioned twice as much!!! i wanted to yell at her and say i wanted the one i asked for!! whyd u have to show us this one!! haha my chick is the reason i dont have a hand brake yet!!!!!!!!!

 

Well if you grew a a pair of nuts you could get a handbrake just my

 

This is funny.

Tiffany's is nice, but a bike is better. It's so sunny out. Time for riding!

 

the tiffanys is a better way to shut her up so i can actually get some practice time tho :YEAH haha

 

from the looks of yer avatar tiffanys isnt working...................u should prolly just have her go to all her high school classes

 

highschool huh.. real funny hahaha nah shes too busy at sdsu doin pre reqs for law so in a few years she can get me whatever i want haha and the avatar sux cause its kinda hard to get good pix when u ride by yourself and you gotta turn the timer on : ) better pix later just for you : )

 

I always tell this to anyone pursuing law, go for a bachelor of science rather than pre-law, this broadens your horizons when you get to lawschool. You can't be a patent lawyer without a BS, but u can be any kind of lawyer with a BS. I wish I had someone tell me this when i switched my major. =(

There are no pre-req's for law.

 

i like #13 & #20 the best!!! ha ha ha ha

 

20. You have been asked by non riding guys to ride ***** on your bike and they are serious!

I have had 2 guys ride passenger!!!!!!! whaaaaaaaaaaahhhahaha!:YEAH

 

i had a chic on the back before, and boy do guys go wild over that shyt!!!

 

hahah yer iv hade a few guys ask me n the funes thing is that thay have been like 2times my wh8t haha n non riders so yer not going to end prity haha iv had a chik on the back she was kool coz she hade been on bikes be for so yer good pilyen n the same wha8t as me

 

:YEAH I love this list as well! There are so many that are true! I have had a ton of people want rides on my bike, more guys have asked than I would have ever expected! Awesome post though!

 

haha i love this list...my latest stunt...swapping a gixxer 750 engine with fake nails. girls? NEVER do it!! haha i had em put on for an event then coz i'm so girly i was like ooh i'll keep em....forgot how much they hurt wen ya always ripping at them owww!! sure havn't broken nails on clutch and brake levers tho coz normally i keep my nails real short

 

theres one thing i disagree you should not pull pants up because its away to keep your *** from getting swettie "besides a girls *** crack is HOT"