Ever have a night like this?
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Ever have a night like this?
Thought you's might enjoy this.....
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH: (WOW this is weird...)
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY
ON EATING IT.
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.
17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN
ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.
20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH: (WOW this is weird...)
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY
ON EATING IT.
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
FLOOR
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."
16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.
17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN
ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.
20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
I'm baaaaack!!
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From: Hanover (York), PA
Re: Ever have a night like this?
I got this as an e-mail earlier this week and it cracked me up!! Several of these could easily describe me in a drunken stupor. Mainly #1, 3, 13, 14 and 20. Yup, that's me............ 
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From: Jim Thorpe, PA
Re: Ever have a night like this?
Sharon....that sounds like you me or Heather on ANY night we all get drunk....Hey do you remember when we rode the lion statues by your house and I fell in the shrubs.....yeah, that wasn't my fault that I fell in the shrubs....It was that damn lion....the saddle wasn't big enough!
Heather.....that was the night with all of the crackers.
Heather.....that was the night with all of the crackers.
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Re: Ever have a night like this?
Originally Posted by `~NikNak~`
Sharon....that sounds like you me or Heather on ANY night we all get drunk....Hey do you remember when we rode the lion statues by your house and I fell in the shrubs.....yeah, that wasn't my fault that I fell in the shrubs....It was that damn lion....the saddle wasn't big enough!
Heather.....that was the night with all of the crackers.
Heather.....that was the night with all of the crackers.
Yeah, I can relate to soo many of them!
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From: Harrison Twp, MI
Re: Ever have a night like this?
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
That's so me!!!!!!!! Then you just gotta be like oh well and keep on partying!!!!!!!!!
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
That's so me!!!!!!!! Then you just gotta be like oh well and keep on partying!!!!!!!!!
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From: Mason, Michigan
Re: Ever have a night like this?
:YEAH
Ha.......so true.....so true!!!
If nothin else at least good entertainment for others!!!!! If I am not drunk I get a kick outta watching the others girls look like idiots!
Ha.......so true.....so true!!!
If nothin else at least good entertainment for others!!!!! If I am not drunk I get a kick outta watching the others girls look like idiots!
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From: Harrison Twp, MI
Re: Ever have a night like this?
Originally Posted by bkrgurl
:YEAH
Ha.......so true.....so true!!!
If nothin else at least good entertainment for others!!!!! If I am not drunk I get a kick outta watching the others girls look like idiots!
Ha.......so true.....so true!!!
If nothin else at least good entertainment for others!!!!! If I am not drunk I get a kick outta watching the others girls look like idiots!
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Registered User
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Posts: 245
From: Mason, Michigan
Re: Ever have a night like this?
Originally Posted by danielle2142
SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha!!!!! Good to know you know what I am talkin about!!! Funny ****!!!! Unless ur the drunk people are makin fun of..........then.....well....it's not so funny.......till maybe later....then still........no.
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