Working out and the unexpected happens...
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Working out and the unexpected happens...
Alright, I go to the gym today to pump a little iron. Well just like riding I take it pretty seriously. I get into my second set of benching and pushing myself a little to hard. Needless to say I was pushing out the wrong end I guess and a fart just rips out...I was in mid set and was like ---->
. At this point I am worried that surrounding people might of heard and this creates a domino affect. First I am worried, then I begin to chuckle to myself, and then I start to lose my strength and my arms start to fell like spaghetti. Luckily I was able to maintain my cool and got the barbell back up on the bench. I then get up and start to look at my shoes as if they were what caused the loud ripping sound 
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Moral of the story: If you are going to let one rip unexpectingly, then always have a backup plan to get yourself out of the situation...at least it feels that way to you
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Any other unexpected farters out there
?
. At this point I am worried that surrounding people might of heard and this creates a domino affect. First I am worried, then I begin to chuckle to myself, and then I start to lose my strength and my arms start to fell like spaghetti. Luckily I was able to maintain my cool and got the barbell back up on the bench. I then get up and start to look at my shoes as if they were what caused the loud ripping sound .Moral of the story: If you are going to let one rip unexpectingly, then always have a backup plan to get yourself out of the situation...at least it feels that way to you
.Any other unexpected farters out there
? 
HAAHAHAHHA
When they checked my *** for weapons or drugs.....i let them have it
