Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Registered User
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 132
From: w bridgewater mass
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many weddings lately
have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for
coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manilla
envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open
their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He turned to
his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as
if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of
their friends and their entire families.
This guy has ***** the size of church bells!
Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
E.g...............
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests $32,000
Photographers for the wedding $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the
Bride and Best Man
having sex - SIMPLY Priceless!!!
most random post of day
have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for
coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manilla
envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open
their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He turned to
his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as
if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of
their friends and their entire families.
This guy has ***** the size of church bells!
Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
E.g...............
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests $32,000
Photographers for the wedding $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the
Bride and Best Man
having sex - SIMPLY Priceless!!!
most random post of day
Registered User
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,582
From: Plymouth, MA
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by renagadeh
For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many weddings lately
have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for
coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manilla
envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open
their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He turned to
his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as
if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of
their friends and their entire families.
This guy has ***** the size of church bells!
Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
E.g...............
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests $32,000
Photographers for the wedding $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the
Bride and Best Man
having sex - SIMPLY Priceless!!!
most random post of day
have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for
coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manilla
envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open
their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He turned to
his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as
if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of
their friends and their entire families.
This guy has ***** the size of church bells!
Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
E.g...............
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests $32,000
Photographers for the wedding $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the
Bride and Best Man
having sex - SIMPLY Priceless!!!
most random post of day
Wasnt very recent.. heard about that a couple years ago.. but still funy as hell.. **** id do the same thing.... haha
Registered User
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 132
From: w bridgewater mass
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by dan gates
too long im not readin it. im lazy
Some of these are good!
================================================== =
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
================================================== =
How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
================================================== =
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."
================================================== =
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
================================================== =
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton *****.
================================================== =
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single
Guys have?
Palm Sunday
==================================================
Why is being in the military like a *******?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
================================================== =
What do you call a ninety year old man who can still **********?
Miracle Whip.
================================================== =
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.
================================================== =
What has a whole bunch of little ***** and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
==================================================
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has ****** on the outside.
================================================== =
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
================================================== =
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
================================================== =
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
==================================================
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
==================================================
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
==================================================
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half
mast?
They're hiring.
=================================================
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
=================================================
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
=================================================
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
================================================
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.
================================================
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
================================================
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..
================================================== ========
Registered User
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,138
From: Pittsburgh , PA
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by renagadeh
For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many weddings lately
have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for
coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manilla
envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open
their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He turned to
his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as
if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of
their friends and their entire families.
This guy has ***** the size of church bells!
Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
E.g...............
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests $32,000
Photographers for the wedding $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the
Bride and Best Man
having sex - SIMPLY Priceless!!!
most random post of day
have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in
South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.
This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for
coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous
reception.
To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manilla
envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open
their envelopes.
Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man having
sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and
hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F*CK you!" He turned to
his bride and said, "F*CK you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"
He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning. While
most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as
if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. And, best of all...
3) Trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of
their friends and their entire families.
This guy has ***** the size of church bells!
Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard "Priceless"
commercials out of this? Huh?
E.g...............
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests $32,000
Photographers for the wedding $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the
Bride and Best Man
having sex - SIMPLY Priceless!!!
most random post of day
haha thats great
Registered User
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,606
From: fremont nh
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by renagadeh
try this
Some of these are good!
================================================== =
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
================================================== =
How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
================================================== =
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."
================================================== =
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
================================================== =
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton *****.
================================================== =
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single
Guys have?
Palm Sunday
==================================================
Why is being in the military like a *******?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
================================================== =
What do you call a ninety year old man who can still **********?
Miracle Whip.
================================================== =
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.
================================================== =
What has a whole bunch of little ***** and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
==================================================
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has ****** on the outside.
================================================== =
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
================================================== =
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
================================================== =
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
==================================================
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
==================================================
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
==================================================
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half
mast?
They're hiring.
=================================================
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
=================================================
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
=================================================
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
================================================
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.
================================================
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
================================================
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..
================================================== ========
Some of these are good!
================================================== =
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
================================================== =
How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
================================================== =
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice dick."
================================================== =
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
================================================== =
Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
Because they have cotton *****.
================================================== =
Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single
Guys have?
Palm Sunday
==================================================
Why is being in the military like a *******?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
================================================== =
What do you call a ninety year old man who can still **********?
Miracle Whip.
================================================== =
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
Her navel.
================================================== =
What has a whole bunch of little ***** and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
==================================================
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has ****** on the outside.
================================================== =
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
================================================== =
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
================================================== =
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
==================================================
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
==================================================
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
==================================================
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half
mast?
They're hiring.
=================================================
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
=================================================
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.
=================================================
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
================================================
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.
================================================
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
================================================
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..
================================================== ========
