Why are SOME of you guys rude?
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From: w bridgewater mass
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could
think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that
the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
"Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere
and that he would look for it.
The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman
aside and showed her a passage which read,...
"...And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Bethlehem." >>
think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that
the entirety of the human experience could be found there.
After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
"Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS."
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere
and that he would look for it.
The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman
aside and showed her a passage which read,...
"...And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Bethlehem." >>
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Joined: May 2004
Posts: 132
From: w bridgewater mass
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
> The 6 levels of hangovers
>
> * 1 star hangover
> No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a
> mere disco nap, which has given you a whole lot of misplaced energy.
> Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are
> still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are
> craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries.
>
> ** 2 star hangover
> No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but
> you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
> chugging is
> only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie
> fresh
> and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. There is some definite havoc
> being
> wreaked upon your bowels.
>
> *** 3 star hangover
> Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
> productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds
> you
> of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the
> bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you
> were in
> your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball hero watching the E!
> fashion
> awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3
> Snapples and a liter of diet coke-yet you haven't peed once.
>
> **** 4 star hangover
> Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly
> or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
> late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
> clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial
> spot
> shaving,(girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
> bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style
> makes you
> look like a reject from the class picture of Grover Cleveland HS, class
> of
> '84.
>
> ***** 5 star hangover, aka "Dante's 4th Circle of Hell."
> You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually
> annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping
> out
> of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in
> the
> corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the
> remnants of the **** fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to
> generate
> saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. Death seems pretty good
> right
> now. You definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were,
> what
> you drank, and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at
> your
> otherwise empty house.
>
> ****** 6 star hangover
> Otherwise known as the "Infinite Nut smacker" You wake up on your
> bathroom floor. For about 2 seconds you look at the ceiling, wondering
> if
> the cool refreshing feeling on your cheek is the bathroom tile or your
> vomit
> from 5 hours ago. It is amazing how your roommate was as drunk as you,
> but
> somehow managed to getup before you. You try to lift your head. Not an
> option. Then you inadvertently turn your head too quickly and smell
> the
> funk of 13 packs of cigarettes in your hair. Suddenly you realize you
> were
> smoking, but not ultra lights...some jackass handed you Marlboro reds,
> and
> you smoked them like it was your second full time job. You look in the
> mirror only to see remnants of the stamp "Ready to Rock" faintly atop
> your
> forehead......the stamp on the back of your hand that has magically
> appeared
> on your forehead by alcoholic osmosis. You have to be to work in
> t-minus 14
> minutes and 32 seconds and the only thing you can think of wearing is
> your
> "hello kitty" pajamas and your slippers.
>
> Yet drinking SEEMS like a good idea...
>
> * 1 star hangover
> No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a
> mere disco nap, which has given you a whole lot of misplaced energy.
> Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are
> still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You are
> craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries.
>
> ** 2 star hangover
> No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but
> you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
> chugging is
> only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie
> fresh
> and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. There is some definite havoc
> being
> wreaked upon your bowels.
>
> *** 3 star hangover
> Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
> productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds
> you
> of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the
> bouncer 86'd you at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you
> were in
> your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball hero watching the E!
> fashion
> awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3
> Snapples and a liter of diet coke-yet you haven't peed once.
>
> **** 4 star hangover
> Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly
> or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
> late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
> clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial
> spot
> shaving,(girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the
> bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style
> makes you
> look like a reject from the class picture of Grover Cleveland HS, class
> of
> '84.
>
> ***** 5 star hangover, aka "Dante's 4th Circle of Hell."
> You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually
> annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping
> out
> of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in
> the
> corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the
> remnants of the **** fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to
> generate
> saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. Death seems pretty good
> right
> now. You definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were,
> what
> you drank, and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at
> your
> otherwise empty house.
>
> ****** 6 star hangover
> Otherwise known as the "Infinite Nut smacker" You wake up on your
> bathroom floor. For about 2 seconds you look at the ceiling, wondering
> if
> the cool refreshing feeling on your cheek is the bathroom tile or your
> vomit
> from 5 hours ago. It is amazing how your roommate was as drunk as you,
> but
> somehow managed to getup before you. You try to lift your head. Not an
> option. Then you inadvertently turn your head too quickly and smell
> the
> funk of 13 packs of cigarettes in your hair. Suddenly you realize you
> were
> smoking, but not ultra lights...some jackass handed you Marlboro reds,
> and
> you smoked them like it was your second full time job. You look in the
> mirror only to see remnants of the stamp "Ready to Rock" faintly atop
> your
> forehead......the stamp on the back of your hand that has magically
> appeared
> on your forehead by alcoholic osmosis. You have to be to work in
> t-minus 14
> minutes and 32 seconds and the only thing you can think of wearing is
> your
> "hello kitty" pajamas and your slippers.
>
> Yet drinking SEEMS like a good idea...
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From: fremont nh
Re: Why are SOME of you guys rude?
Originally Posted by KC Becky
pete and repeat were sitting on a wall pete fell off so who was left 
