Fack semi annual inspections
Fack inspecting officers
Fack officers who keep trying to get me to be an officer! I DONT WANT BE AN OFFICER I WANT TO BE A CIVILIAN!! ********
Fack jumping through hoops for officers
Fack them back to Frankfurt and hope they never come back
Fack this shithole country
Fack my piddly paychecks
Fack eating a whole pound of starbursts
Fack tummy aches

Fack my life for the next 890 days!

 

Fack friday the 13th superstitions...
Fack rain
Fack work...
Fack being sober going on 6 days now..
Fack the drawer full of perks that i cant have
Fack the fridge full of sparks and rumplemints i cant drink

 

Fack Merryl Lynch's confusing website... guess they didnt want my money after all!
Fack slow *** government computers
Fack slow *** government interent
Fack standing 8 hours a day in dress shoes
Fack investing in my retirement, fack not investing in my retirement
Fack not drinking till I get back home, i miss beer
Fack being responsible

 

*** this rain
*** the dumb people I work with
*** not being to go to work high

 

Fack mall security
I hate those fat bitches
Fack mall hoes too
they're why my dick itches
Fack my girlfriend
shes a ****** jerk
Fack it that I cant fack the intern at work
Fack my job
even tho I love it
Fack staying off the internet
and fack lyle lovett

 

Fack truck drivers who are complaining they don't like being truck drivers!!
Then get a new f**king profession bitch!!!!

 

Oh chit that broke me up! RLMAO!

 

FACK pooring rain
FACK being horny while i have no access to the wifey...
FACK this large ice coffe with a double shot that still wont wake me up
Fack being all wet from going to get the ice coffee from the fackin pooring rain
Fack my crappy truck and its roll up windows...
fack my ghetto rigged radio that i have to twist wires together and untwist them to turn it off and on because im too lazy to wire it the right way
fack it being friday , because i cant even do my ritual of pounding a pint of soco on the way home from work
fack being sober... lol
FACK buying that scratch ticket, i never win on anything
AND LAST OF ALL
FACK BREAKIN MY **** LAST WEEK ( yes you really can break it )

 

Why can't you have your perks..
I will be ahppy to help take them off your hands

 

Fack quiting drinking? (what are you thinking)

 

Maybe i will share.. lol i got a pharmacy going on since i started being sober... i got a bunch of perks, K-pins, Vikes.. lol what u need ? haha

 

I will see you tonight if you and lil debbie are gonna be home....

P.S I LOVE YOU!!!

 

its ok if your the average joe... but im a full fledge alcoholic... ask anyone who drinks with me.. lol i dont just have a few i drink till i dont know whats going on ... end up in the clink... crashed my truck.. dumb ****.. try to steal a 929 wasted.. get arrested... just to name a few... and i drank like that every night... working half though the day still drunk from the night before...

so being sober.. is a must for me... alcoholism runs in my fam bad.. just makin sure i can control it... after a while ill drink again im sure.. but i just wanna make sure i got control... cause for a while.. i didnt..

anywho...
thats my story and im stickin to it..

on a side note.. since i stopped drinking ... my riding progressed more in a week than it did all summer :YEAH

 

LOL well be home.. catch us between rounds


just make sure the bed is to a complete hault before you enter my room

 

Yes I know better..
Thats like a rule of the house. If you knock and you get no answer or a I'm busy is screamed from the room , ya I gotcha...

 

fock the puddle on my shop floor, RIGHT GOD DAMN WHERE I HAVE TOO LAY DOWN TO FINISH PUTTIN IN THE TRANNY!!! god dammit!

 

fack waking up at 8

 

FACK workin for the next 10 min.. cause im OUTTTTY FACK OFFFFF

FACK EVERYONE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa