So this morning i wake up mad because i had fallen asleep early last night and without gettin it on... so now its been like 2 whole days ... and im horny. so i awake my lover... now mind you its like 7:30 and im supposed to be leaving for work.. but all thought of being on time were out the window. I was on a mission.. i am going to empty my nuts. I'll skip the details... but i was on top with my left hand on the bed.. ( at the end anyway) and its comming time to pull out.. ( i know the difference I always pull out lol ) so with a 2 day build up, i didnt count but it musta been a 6-8 roper.. a nice mess well 2 of them roped them selfs right into my arm pit.. EWWW.. I look up and shes laughing hysterically at me.. lol YAY.. happy that i finally got a taste of my own medacine. anyway thought it was funny... not as funny as the time i shot my self in the face.. but still funny..

 

Thats a wonderful story thanks for sharing...

 

Aint that a bitch! Gettin' yourself in the face is the worst though.

 

yeah it is.

 

well now i just know everything about you haha.

 

been eating celery and chinease?

 

2 day build up hurts, those guys wanna get out of there

 

Lol you guys have actually hit yourself in the face before? Thats ****** funny

 

yea one time i was on bottom... and i dunno.... **** had some pressure... i pushed her off me and kaboooom.... splat right on my chin and under my eye... ewww...

now i know how they feel when we hit them LOL sux.. but its funny...

 

a little friendly fire never hurt anyone!!! i will still aim for the head if **** is up too par. lmao

 

dont' forget chicken parm.

 

\ .....im pissin my pants laughin

 

lil debbie did u get ur man a towel to clean up with

 

lol i used her PJs... that were convieniently on the floor.. lol

 

HE USED MY FACKIN PANTS!!! ... lol thats what i get for laughin at him tho..

 

Prozak made a pearl necklace...on himself! DAMN

 

lmao. tony was blingin till he wiped it off! hahah

 

F.uck all that noise, I'm too lazy for that cleanin up s.hit; she better dispose of the butter if we're at my place. I don't need to be leaving behind any forensic evidence on my property. If I'm in a strange place, though, all hell breaks loose; as long as its not on me.