i guess you guys are right. i jsut exterminated about 200 spiders in a nest with a flaming dose of WD40. next i will dictate a new contract with my boss that says i am the owner or i will eat his family.

where did i go wrong?

 

You went wrong by not threatening to eat Paul's family sooner. I bet he'll sign the deed over to you right away!

 

i new i was doing something wrong!!! dammit

 

One question: what color underwear?

 

what? what are you asking?

check out the leopard thong i bought for myself on ebay, i cant wait till it gets here!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWN%3AIT&rd=1

talk about sexy!

 

I would click the link, but no. The visual I have in my head is bad enough.

 

I'm sexy as hell, you guys are probably just afraid of getting a boner thinking about me in a leopard man thong. Just far too much sexy not to!

 

Too much sexy, no?

 

Too much sexy for you not to get a boner! I won't hold it against you dude (figurativly speaking of course)

 

Much, much sexy.

Be careful if you wear that thing jogging around the neighborhood.
My neighbors usually get bent outta shape when they see me run by in mine.
Tight-wads!

 

Sounds like the kindof people who wear tighty whities with thier last name written in sharpie in the back.

 

Whoa there cowboy! Them's fighting words. Careful what you say to a man wearing a pink shirt and drunk at work on the third rainy friday in a row. I'm liable to beat you in a homophobic rage.

I drinky at worky no click linky for mr. winky

 

You get to wear a pink shirt at work? Lucky bastard, I'm stuck here with olive drab green. damn

 

I don't GET to wear; I CHOOSE to wear.

I figured it might increase my pimp status so I can go out and bang some fatties tonight. Might have to poundcake two or three fatties just for ***** and giggles.

Lord forgive me for talking about the hungry hungry fatties like that

 

Hmmmm like 5 out of 5 people i've run this buy has said its gay so far..... by my calculations that almost 100%! I'm starting to think this may actually be gay and I got sucked in by accident! either that or I am gay. I hope i"m not gay!

 

A game? F game? What are you talking about? I don't think I have any game at all. .... please indulge me

 

Good, then we'll never talk about it again

 

This is the second thread where the lepoard thong was brought up.....U must be excited .....once u get it u should post a pic then all us girls on here can compare whos is better since evry girl does or should own one....although you will prob. fill it out better than any of us can

 

I doubt it!

 

i'd look like a 3 year old in those. God im hung like an infant.