In one two minute span.... I:

- Traveled about 3 miles through the narrow city roads
- Brought a smile to an old man's face
- Laughed in the faces of the local five-oh

Explination: So I have to be home by midnight cuz I have to be at work by 530 (silly marine corps rule). And I gotta drop Marina off at her house and the time's winding down. So we set off, Marina, Karlin my driver, and myself. Drop her off, say goodnight (wink wink) and off we go. "Karlin, i gotta be home in 9 minutes" Big old smile accross his 70 year old face. So our 02 Suburban is tearing rubber all over town, at like 100 plus clicks an hour. He's having the time of his life. I'm laughing at all the cops we're passing at red lights cuz they can't pull us over (haha, DIPLOMATIC PLATES BABY!!!). So we make it home in like 4 minutes flat. New land speed record for Yerevan Armenia. What a night boys, what a night. I'm out, I gotta be at work in a couple hours. PEACE ******

 

lmfao. do you think that the people in the us with diplomat plates are doing that same ****. you no i would be. lol. parkin inside dunkin donuts and ****. this place aint got a drivethrough? bullshit! does now. lmao

 

you have a driver? you are the F'n man.

 

He must be in white trash heaven over there. He's gots himself a driver for his own american suv, a foreign slave, cheap alcohol, non-english speaking women, and the local law-enforcement can't do ****.

If I were you, I'd rape and pillage like it's 1999!

 

Its so True!

 

"diplomatic plates"... i need me a set of those! :YEAH

 

No **** right. If I ever see a car with em, their mine.

 

Actually we have 5 drivers that rotate and 2 suburbans. One is armored enough to make my own drive through at ANY restaurant. And not only do I drive on "Get Out of Jail Free" Dip plates, but I have FULL diplomatic immunity against prosecution. hahaha, not that I'll need it ..... but you never know when you're gonna get caught dumping a hooker's body into the reservoir!