Im makin' the mad gravy today! nice & warm out.

 

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Originally Posted by Jay Carnes

Im makin' the mad gravy today! nice & warm out.

Thank you for reminding me Jay... So Jay and I were having a converstation about embarassing things that have happened to us. He **** myeslf in the elevator at school, I **** myself when staioned in Quantico Va and my roomates locked me out of the bathroom so I had to run door to door in the barracks looking for a bathroom. Regardless, I was gonna suprise him with some pics I took over two years ago and finally got developed. I only told one person about this in two years, I was awfully embarrassed. So anyways, two years ago I was driving my buddy's 99 civic and was pissed cuz there was a slow *** Chrysler Cordoba in front of me, being all slow and whatnot. Stupid me thinks I can get infront of him but doenst take into effect that fact that we were traveling up a hill towards the crest. Long story short i'm passing this car uphill and theres a car coming over the other side and I get into a massive front end collision. My left front hit his left front and spun her all over the road mad 360s. We were ok but somehow her passenger some old complainy hag got her foot mangled pretty bad, toes where they shouldnt be and whatnot. Somehow they didn't sue me, they had a whole year to do it under Cali state law, and I wasn't insured at the time so they could have got me good for thier 2002 Maxima. So for a whole year I had that "maybe lawsuit" like a black cloud over my head, it was awful. But they didn't sue me so that ruled. Anyways, I got the pics developed this week, but my boss locked his computer so I couldnt' scan them. DAMNIT. I will post them eventualy. God I was an idiot

 

"old complainy hag" = priceless

As for your story, they should have sued your drunk ***. I would have taken you for everything you're worth, including the lint in your belly button. Which reminds me, how are you supposed to get rid of fleas? Anyways, I got these socks yesterday ($2 for a 12 pack, I RULE!) and they make my feet itch like hell! Do you think Gold Bond Medicated Powder would cure what ails me? That Gold Bond Powder really makes the consistency of my *** gravy superb. Not too watery, not too thick. Perfect! Which brings me to my next point; WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

 

**** man, for 16 cents a pair of socks deal w/ the itching!

 

You should have washed your socks before you wore them dude, rule #1 of buying clothes.

And believe it or not, this drunk was stone sober when i crashed that car. And they totally should have sewed me, my buddies insurance only covered the first $5k of damage and I totalled both cars, and sent some yotch to the hospital wth teredactyl looking toes. Good for me I RULE.

 

I got that much. I just couldn't figure out what that story had to do with the embarassing pictures (which was what you started out talking aboot) Still can't figure that out.

 

The whole situation was embarassing, to have to avoid someone for a year in the hopes you don't get your *** sued off, it was horrible. I'd say more embarassing than shitting myself, which I'm a pro at

 

you said that jay **** your-self.....thats silly

 

once this kid **** my buddy's pants, he was wicked hammered at my buddys party and borrowed his pants, later i guess he thought it would be cool to **** himself, which gut **** in pants that weren't his, thus shitting my buddys pants

 

...ew.

 

I'm never loaning my pants out again, gross

 

if there is a day that jay didnt **** himself, i havent seen it.

 

The other day I shat some floating grey mud, and then some solid chunks. Instead of sinking, the chunks stayed on top of the mud.

 

it happened so you could examine it. you no, too see why it happened. lol

 

Do you ever notice that when you eat alot of red, green, and yellow peppers, when ya crap it out there's red, green, and yellow pieces floating in there? Like corn, your body doesn't digest the skin of the vegetable. So if you eat sliced peppers it looks like gummy worms swimming around in there

 

i have noticed that, among other things

 

What kind of an ******* passes a car going up a hill?

 

THIS ******* ON THE RIGHT!

 

for some odd reason the pictures did not come up. i hate myeslf and aplogize for wasting your time