I got another ridiculous mens room story from work. Theres some guy in my building whos appearantly a germ freak. Every morning when he ***** at work, he takes a full roll of toilet paper and carefully constructs a nest with it. He places the nest in the toilet and ***** in it so water doesnt splash up on his ***. Then when hes done he covers the **** with more paper, but doesnt flush. The nest is too big to flush, the janitors have to remove it by hand every day, kinda fukked up if you ask me. So they've been trying to figure out who it is, but its almost impossible without having someone sit in the bathroom and check every time someone leaves a stall. Well they finally caught him today. They rigged every paper roll so it would fall out and hit the floor when it ran out, and had a security guy sitting in another stall just waiting for it. It was this weird little chinese guy from engineering. I dont know if hes gonna get in trouble or anything, but everybody laughs when they see him now.

 

too bad you don't have pictures of the nest. good story.

 

thats f'n great. he's the poop nester!

 

sometimes i like to poop in nests

 

sometimes I poop in my neighbor's planter

 

i kindof want to find a real nest, take the baby birds out of it, **** in it and put it back. they momma bird would come back and find a pile of **** instead of her babies.

 

why not just fluch the toilet BEFORE you ****??? that i what i do all the time. i still will always use an assgasket with public toilets, and i will always pee in the toilet instead of urinal just because. lmao

 

Thats fockin awesome man! ha ha - Sometimes they call me the **** House Bandit... but thats another story for another time...lol

 

i used too be notorious for flooding the toilets in all my feinds houses. it got soo bad that i had too go home too ****.

 

sounds to me you suffering from stretched ******* syndrom.. you **** cans of tuna ? LOL
might wanna get that checked out

 

HaHa! ShitBreak!

 

since he was chinese does that make it oragami shitin?