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Old Feb 24, 2004 | 01:43 PM
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Freestyle Time...

Im hardcore, ur soft like butter,
Did u hear me, or did I stutter?
F*ck it, it aint worth it,your as weak as a mouse,
Battlin’ me, your about as safe as a 14 year old girl at R. Kelly’s house.
I bet you think we're homies and we got it on lock,
F*ck that, we're about as tight as Biggie and Pac.
Your lyrics are like a toilet, they’re so full of ****,
Your just a ***** so imma call you a ****,
I know you like my style, and so does your girl,
I saw her last night and rocked that b*tch’s world.
Before you go jack off to some cheap ****,
Just know I was f*ckin your mama before you were born,
So get it right and don’t get it twisted,
If it wasn’t for me, u woulda never existed.
Your rhymes are shitty,
Ill expose you like Janet Jackson’s right titty.
You dont stand a chance, I got more skills than Obie,
If u win this battle, you cheated like Kobe,
And my rhymes are deep, they make u think,
F*ck it I dunno what im sayin, I had too much to drink!
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 02:04 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

Me soft ? no i ryme at my own leasure
**** i spit will leave you in a seizure
maybe a stroke or heart attack
u look like a fat chick but your just a dood with a rack
i throw bitches down right on thier back
sit on thier face and make em T-bag my nut sac
while your all whipped on that guy mike
makin him fill up your ******* isnt that what u like ?
everyones always bustin and clownin on you
might be the fact that your stomach sticks out more than your dicky do
if yuo had a girlie id smack her in the face with my taco pumper
then flip her over and violate her dumper
I bet your gay *** would wanna be in her shoes
give up rymin you suck.. you lose
aight im done gonna go back to mackin
you aint got **** for the 5 foot assasin
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 02:12 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

Damn Prozak, god your f*ckin dumb,
You act more retarded than Roofus the bum.
I'm 6 feet taller than you bro, and you know it,
I'm gonna hafta kill you like how Murder She wrote it.
I already have seizure's, your so original,
At least your Mom like's when I twitch in her vaginal, like the visual?
So I'm fat and I have a small d*ck, what else is new?
I've been dealin with that **** since I was 2.
Your going down homie, I got this on lock,
Think about it, it's shouldn't be a shock.
Going up against me is like a game you can’t beat,
You battling Siberthugd who spits nothing but heat.
These words leave my mouth like they’re on fire,
You couldn't win this if you luck was any higher,
My name should be Eminence, cause I’m above all,
like Yao Ming I’m in the presence of a midget 3 feet tall.
Now before this continues lets stop and take a poll:
How many of you think I can rip him up worse than his boyfriend’s *******?
Damn you've lost your mind Tony, that must take its toll…
YEP, your *** is probably as wide as a cereal bowl.
What a shame, everyone has a unanimous vote,
This was straight from the brain, ain’t even **** I wrote,
So run away Tony, go get your RM crew,
Cuz Korno and Jay, yeah I’m friends with them too!
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 02:17 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

just go to our site, new freestyles weekly! if anyone wants to record some just holla at surgedizzy! - www.chosenfewrydas.com :YEAH
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 02:42 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

I just wanna write more till I get attacked again... lol

Prozak, your **** was so bad it made me insane,
I ain’t letting it happen again, **** has to change.
So now I go out with an new outlook about,
how things should be how I want you to treat me.
I was like that’s it, I won’t take no ****, my life ain’t fit,
I just cant sit, no takin **** from no guy nor chick.
So I thought, went out bought a few glocks and knives.
Distraught, thought about, taking a few lives.
Without your guidance my silence ate me from inside,
It was fate way too late I should have died.
Just like a magnet my heart sat fillin with blood,
Now it broke u f@ggot now prepare for the flood.
Outpour the anguish and in with the good,
I’ll shout more bad language that you hear in the hood.
Release all your anger that you don’t wanna handle,
Speak all your slander let it burn like a candle.
Till the wick hits the core let them ask you for more
Till the chick or the ***** is found dead in your drawer.
Cut up in small pieces and burnt to an ash,
Turn up the releases of carbon dioxide gas,
Lock the front doors, board up the backs,
Find all the holes, and fill up the gaps.
Take a step away and light up a match.
(enter explosion sound here, *BOOM*)
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 03:12 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

And Tony, you want my bitch?
F*ck it you can have her,
She such a f*cking B*tch, it doesn't even matter,
I''l trade her for your Mom or even one of your sisters,
Hope they enjoy some hard *** titty-twisters.
My flow is running low, I need to go eat,
Cuz like you said before I'm just a fat *** piece of meat.
I'm 6'2 250 pounds,
Hope your sister can take a few of my rounds.
We'll have a few kids and they'll be taller than you,
Well I hope so cuz I can't deal with a kid who's 4 foot 2.
So what you gonna be next year at Halloween?
You played all the midget stuff out, maybe dress like a queen?
I know, you can dress up as a witch,
And you can hold my drink for me, cuz I'm Rick James Bitch!
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 05:58 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

Call me stinky pants the salesman, cause im makin' *** gravey
Swamp *** so bad people smell it before they see me
I stink, im smelly and my rhymin is below par
Im the stankest salesmen u've seen this far
Got a grundle Puddle growin - didn't wipe good enough
Ever sell a car stinkin like **** - its damn tough
Enough about my rank *** & my dingle berry dreads
Time for me to get back to work & sell some of these sleds.
Old Feb 24, 2004 | 07:05 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

that is effin fantastic!!!
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 03:06 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

who else wants some!
Old Feb 25, 2004 | 09:02 PM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

yea i cant rhyme so ill stay out of this one
Old Feb 26, 2004 | 12:46 AM
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Re: Freestyle Time...

My rap tactics are too complex,
The words stare at you like 3D effects,
I leave you all in pain with the lyrics I spit,
And Jay, your my boy but I love your girl's ****,
I ride circles around RM even with no bike,
and you wannabe's can't touch me when I'm on the mic,
Is like mass hysteria when I leave a rhyme,
I'm like a criminal who's committed a crime,
but like MC Hammer you can't touch this,
and when you rhyme I laugh so hard I gotta ****,
cuz I leave a permanent mark on this board,
Like the mark that was left when your girl got whored,
Yep that was me, I played with your bitch,
I hope she enjoys her new vaginal itch.
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