outside the place i get my haircut.
so the story starts out ,imin my moms whip and i pull up to the shop for a buzz ,and i had to park on the main road so i spin it arouond ,and blew a stop sigh doing that. so next i get out after i parked and i notice theres a crackhead yelling at me(you ******* dont you know what stop signs and blinkers a for),so i proceed with yea whateva *******. and he stops his mountain bike dead in the road and says (what the **** did you just say to me ,huh you wanna go)and i said dude yea whateva im going to get my haircut get the **** away from me. and he goes off by saying(yea thats what i thought yata,yata,miscelanious crackhead mumbles.and then i get to the door of the hairshop andhes still going so before i went in i gave him a good ole **** you you ****in crackhead and went on my way.
so i get my haircut and im on my way. i get to my car and what do ya know i hit the unlock button and all of a sudden i hear ,(you ****in *******)and i spin and as i spin this crackhead is swing a right hook at me. luckily i moved and ducke to the left and he missed but he took out the sideview mirror on my moms whip. (tottaly broken off). so when he missed instead of breaking my hand on his face and not being able to ride when i get to fl i took him by the back of his shirt and flung him on the ground ,and when he dwent to get up i double stiff armed him to the chest. and he went flying again. and after that i just took off cuz i had a blunt rolled up and it was right near a po-po station and i dont need no pwobwems, .
thats all i had to say im outtie for a week see ya zhwen i get back form fl.
HOLLLLLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mike

 

I'd say you kinda deserve it

 

sounds like you were in brockton! that is f'n hysterical!!!!!

 

Im gonna guess, either West b water, or Stoughton?

 

I would have to go with Bridge Street. You were getting your haircut by the Chinese guy and the sexy lady who preps ya.

 

I bet he clipped a mailbox and broke that mirror while he was rolling that blunt, and he's just trying to come up with a good storry to tell his moms.

 

must have been a 3' crackhead on a mini-mountain bike if he went for a right hook and caught the mirror