FYI this isnt worth reading.

I'm all about usin the handycap stall at work. There arent any crippled people in my building, so I use it so I can stretch out while Im droppin em. Im in there this morning, blowin it up when I hear this whirring sound. Sho'nuff an electric wheelchair rolls up and knocks on my door. 18 empty stalls and Im in the only one he can use, damn. I'm tryin to hurry, but you know that doesnt work, if anything it makes it take longer. This guy starts saying "c'mon, hurry up" and annoying me. Let me tell you, theres nothing funnier than a guy in an electric wheelchair pacing back and forth while you're trying to crap. He heard me laughing and got even more pissed. Then he pulls out his cellphone and calls security on me. By this time I'm finished, but Im stayin in there longer just to be a dick. A security guard shows up, listens to this guys story, and almost laughs at him. The guy start calling the guard names, so the guard just leaves. Now Im bored, so shake a few drops out on the toilet seat, and leave. This little ****** follows me out, all the while calling me names from 6th grade.

 

that **** is hilarious. i love it when the handicapped park in regular spots so you can yell at them and tell them that those are reserved for non-handicapped people

 

oh man, i just busted out laughin from that one. I got a killer mental picture. Oh thats good ****

 

that some funny ****

I really didn't have the mental picture till ceecee said that,

thanks

 

I just laughed so hard that I almost pissed my pants!

So I ran in and used the hadicapped stall hoping that would happen to me!


By the way Mike..............

That was DEF worth reading! Thanks!

 

i agree. just read it again. just as funny as the 1st time. DAMN THATS GOOD! the sound of the wheel chair. Hhahahahhaha

 

. for sure im going to have to try getting that to happen to me.