Was the night before xmass and all through the net no a stunter was posting no even jay carns when all of a sudden ... (some one continue)

 

things got bumpin, people were humpin, except for this one dude with his chick... he was chumpin...........

 

Went to a party and no one was wasted yet... except for SI... everyone could tell cause he was hittin on some guy

 

Dude can't get laid w/ a fist full of Bills
We can't all be like prozak w/ his vaginal Skills
I F'n hate Xmas, I hate the hype
Dont wish me a merry Xmas, I ain't the type
Merry Xmas to all, and to all a good night
If all goes to plan, i'll get in a fight
I hate my family, Im forced to mingle
im the one in the corner w/ my hand on my dingle
Give me a beer and leave me alone
i'll be in the other room w/ my ear on the phone
Someone save me, let there be Beer
No one buys cars, i dont know why im here.

 

Ok.. **** story time.. XMASS FLOWS *****

 

BRING IT!

 

SI gets wasted everyday cause he hates his life
good thing hes single, u know hed have a beaten wife.
Slam aint much better he like the fuggin grinch
and next time i see his girls fine ***, im gonna give it a pinch
Im sick of wasting money i dont have on lame *** gifts
i should be payin some ***** to blow me till my dick spits
gonna go open more **** i dont want or need
jesus fu(k mom... I told all i want is beer and weed
so the plan for tonight... being xmass eve...
im gonna find me a girlie, bust a nut then leave

 

LMFAO!!!!!

 

your ***** weak and you an obvious phoney

your lyrics are lame and limp as your bologna

try to talk **** bout the christmas st nick

all you foul ****** can choke on my dick

christmas is all about kindness and giving

but its hard to be kind when you live where your living

house full of rats and roaches and gaabage'

foul smellin clothes that odor remindes me of cabbage

you talk **** bout the holidays and spending dough

but you jus mad cause you broke and you strugglin for flow

lifes hard these days and this **** is a struggle

but dont blame st nick cause he didnt bring yo *** trouble

so get your lazy *** up with a ho ho ho

and go get a job cause you bro bro broke

yo kids are trippin bout some new video game

and mad cause you cant buy it cause yo *** is too lame

so when you hear the jingle jingle bells

remember your *** is on the fast train to hell

the **** starts small but it allways gets bigga'

your problems are bunk cause yous a broke *** *****

 

Thats how you do it.. thats how you bust a rhyme

 

Went riding last night instead of the mall
Havn't bought one present, not one @ all
Got a bar on my bike - killroy no handers for ever
***** on w/ hose clamps, i thought it was clever
Nothing left to do tonight but get drink & get wasted
Passed out, but Bud Light was the last thing tasted
Who buys a car on xmas eve, i mean really!
I could be on the 9 two nizzle ridding a wheelie
Times running out, i gotta go shopping
Havn't bought one thing, not even a stocking

 

aiight aiight..

1000cc commin out like a gangsta tru

got no handers and **** locked up like woo woo

my boys ***** held together with zipties and some prayers

cause hes jus gangsta rollin with Reckless tru playas

got tha block all hype and ***** locked up tite

Reckless Methods rolls pimp and tru through tha nite

prozacks a small fry but hes got mad heart and skills

draggin bars throwin sparks as his block he str8 kills

Reckless for life is what im talkin bout

if you otha playas hear me raise ya hand and shout

we all in this like brothas we rock skill and we ride

its about brotherhood and **** but mostly for pride

so if you rock gangsta **** and you down to earth

come out and say waddup to a pimp frim his birth

 

Reckless on ur back but you forgot the methods fool
Never ride a bike older than you is the golden rule
***** ridin a 83 900rr tryin to stunt
Scrape that thing yatch - no need to front
Snow on the ground I'll still show ya how its done
12 o'clock is how my bikes always run
Yeah im scrooge, I f'n hate life
My job sucks & im 24 w/ a wife
F Xmas & I guess F you too
This **** dont' make any sense, im through

Man i suck.

Just F'n ya BRO!!

 

so being it christmas eve
grab some ***** and give em a squeeze
find up a party and get annialated
watch out for the kid hittin on guys you could get violated
hit up the strip club and get a get a few beers
relax cause now you are away from the queers
see the chick over there, wearin the RM thong?
she's checkin you out man, prolly wants your dong
so go tell her you want a xmas time blow job
that'll get you in the spirit , some good head on your ****
i cant think anymore cause i just smoked bomb dope
so the hell with christmas ***** a joke

 

this **** is jus a freestyle.... that was pretty fun bro

 

my brain doesn't work - my 1st one was a freestlye - then my brain won't work ne more! Good **** though Reckless 01 - that ***** tight!

 

this is great.....

 

Its Christmas time in hollis queens
Mom's cookin' chicken & collard Greens.....


RUN DMC *****!!

 

This is awesome

 

aight check it

****in xmass eve and im still at work thinkin...
man fugg this job.. im at rip tides drinkin
yea went to get something to eat, a little food
next thing u know im poundin grey goose drunk dood
stumble back to work after i had a few
walk back here my breaths reakin of some brew
but i dont give a **** it xmass eve i shouldnt be here
i should be home gettin some head drinkin a beer
but **** it im stuck here anyway all aggrivated
but at least im buzzed now... i know i couldnt have waited
till after work cause its mad hours away
**** being sober man.. that ***** gay
so now im all twisted playin on the net postin
i wish it wasnt winter cause u know id be coastin
aight this probly dont make sense cause im half wasted
but u know all the ***** say prozak was the last thing they tasted