Yo, Chistmas is coming and so is my dick,
your mothers out getting money by turning a trick,
so I rolled up on her, and to my surprise,
she didn't do it for me, couldn't give my **** a rise,
**** you I said, don't touch my huge weiner,
and that's the last time I've ever seen her,
so that's my rhyme, my lil X-mas jingle,
I'd flow some more, but I gotta go tinkle!
I'll come back later and drop another line,
About your sister and how I made her mine...

 

Wack ***'d rhymes and shitty flows
Bout to give this 1 more shot & here it goes
Xmas Eve and I sold a Benz & A F 2 Fiddy
Drank 2 much last night - feelin' kinda shitty
Its all good just got my xmas bonus card
Already 1/2 in the bag shopping like a tard
365 days in a year & I wait till now
I'd be orginized, but i dont know how
Give me a beer 3 Perks & let the holiday begin
Off to the titty bar to see some vag & some skin
Im movin my mouth, no words commin out
If anyone is drinkin later, give me a shout