od1nixer

I ate a big *** bowl of beans and rice smothered in hot sauce last night. All day I've been ripping off some of the largest, cleanest farts the world has ever seen. I'm talking world record volume. If I had better sphincter control I could have played Taps on the trumpet.

And the smell! Holy ****, I bet I could euthanize a litter of kittens

Jay Carnes

i ate some brock-oh-lee - oh mee!! oh my!