Jay Carnes

here's a few freestlye me & tizone did off the One Down Five Up forum:.

My 1st.:

one down five up dont know what ta think
Throwin' tha shocker - 2 in the pink 1 in tha stink
Two Down in tha front & 7 teeth up in tha rear
6th gear wheelie while drinkin' a beer
were ****ed, reckless & dont give ****
Pullin' 12's, coastin - Makin' it look tit
Some say we got problems, some say were wacked
Crash a 12 oclock, **** my case covers cracked
My bikes ruined, its a real piece of trash
it leaks more oil than it burns in gas
I dont have a kickstand, I kick that bitch on its side
My bike is a toilet, I dont have a nice ride
You guys are probably thinking what are these guys takin'
We are the whitest kids in town, OG's we are fakin'

Jay Carnes

My 2nd

Its no secret That I **** my draws
I'll show the croud & wait for applause
I drink to much & I forget to clench
My boxers are soggy, its all over the bench
Got a rash on my *** cause I filled my boxers
I try & I try and I go see the doctors
I can't control my bowels I always just let loose
I did it on a date I nearly took out the noose
"whats that smell, why is your face all red"
I just craped my pants, I'd rather be dead
Got crap running down my leg this is fowel
Dont just look at me, go grab me a towel
Ok, im exadurating it doesn't happen every day
Its time for me to stop, oh well I can't rap anyway

Raybone

the first one was pretty good but the second one was....uhhh....a little disturbing

Jay Carnes

My 3rd.

RM got served somethin' propa on this freestlye Thread
2 fingers on my wrist checkin' my pulse - im dead
Ultimate got lines that flow & are tight
Makin' me look even pastier white
Hey! Never claimed I could rap - or ride for that matter
Time to tell ur girl her *** is gettin' fatter
Looks like I'll stick to sellin' cars & scrapin' Tail
Rhymes dropin in here like its Hail
The longer I rap the worse I look
RM's Pullin' stunts that are off tha hOok

Jay Carnes

To say the least. Im a strange kid!

ProzaK

gotta post DJ ultimates

it's da U-L-T-I-
Mate wit ur girl when i'm between her thighs
i'll poke u in the eyes
i'll leave u circumsized
u cant battle me
when u gonna realize?

coppin' them pies
bitch, u better recognize
i'll be makin that money till the day that i die
my benjamins are stacked all the way to sky
tryin to jack me? haha dont even try!!

i'll have ya mom screamin out... "NO, GOD WHY???"
Prozac wanna flow?? who da **** is this guy??? (j\k)
i got a broken wrist and i'll still make YOU cry
We some white boys rappin' and we got no alibi

let's be wise... socialize maybe even fraternize
keep ya eyes on the prize
and u should be advised
if a battle should arise
you're in store for a suprise

cuz i can improvise
but i never compromise
ur flow sounds cheaper than McDonald's french fries
i think u bought ur rhymes over there at Best Buy
my rhymes are so nice i even won the Nobel Prize
it's ultimate signing off playa.. BYE BYES

Raybone

thats the only way to be in this world

Jay Carnes

Yo Raybone - I saw the trailer you guys did. ***** HOT!!

WickedRider

Who and what did I get myself mixed up with????