what are you gonna do? not have sex anymore?

 

no at first i tried talking to her, but she was unreceptive....then I convinced her to talk to a professional.....she went but didn't talk about that.....I felt bad pushing her about it....so I cheated on her......she never found out.....but it slowly spiraled downward and it was due to that....she actually broke up with me....said she had to go find herself......she never did

 

HAHAHAHAHA what are friends for!!

 

my personal favorite was when she'd say just do it and lay there......at first I did....but then that just pissed me off.....she was so messed up from it, she would lay there and try not to enjoy herself right till she came....it was just fucked up.....

 

hahaha she was a friend of his gf, they assured me she was good looking. She wasnt bad until the clothes came off

 

that's the worst....I actually knew this gorgeous girl....I mean beautiful....but when her clothes came off....she was average at best.....still trying to figure that one out?!?!?!

 

i hate when that happens

 

I like average, i actually prefer it.

 

to each their own I guess.....

ok I'm starving....time for lunch

 

+1 best girls you will ever be with.

 

that was the last 2 years with my xwife. she would put out because it was her job, not cuz she wanted to. it took me forever to pick up on that

 

I could date another engineer for about a week before arguements over the feasibility of the physics of a movie stunt would make me realize there are many more dumb arguements like that coming and to get out.

 

and im starting to get sick again

 

LMGDAO!

 

yeah it seemed like a good idea. she liked physical properties of materials, simple machines, had a hot body, and she could weld. On the surface, a perfect woman

 

i just scored a crate thats perfect size for a motorcycle engine

anybody want an f2 motor real chaep? lol

 

i just want a hot one even if she is dumb as a hammer

 

You have to ask yourself would you rather have arguements over the best material or if a grade 8 bolt is the way to go on a particular project and watch speed channel, or would you rather listen to some chick babble on about shoes and watch sex and the city reruns?

 

nooo but i do want the VW engine

 

Dumbass.