I hate having to drop a deuce at work... Or any other public place...

 

i know how to make it better

 

thats not healthy

 

just go to the cleanest bathroom in the place ... go in the big handicap stall ... lay down a bunch of tp and let it rip

 

Yeah, you need to make yourself a paper *** gasket, and make sure to put a layer of contact paper in the water too to help keep splash back to a minimum.....

 

anywhere but my building. we have 1 bathroom for ~400 men. although it is large enough to handle that much use, the ventilation system isnt. Half of those men are around 60 years of age and they stink it up so bad there are no cubes within 100 feet of the bathroom. Not only that, but they dont know the rule about not taking a stall next to one thats occupied. No matter what stall I take, one of them will sit next to me and drop bombs.

 

i normally do, but not today

 

theres only 1, and I do take the handicap stall. Sometimes i go to one of the other buildings, which have many smaller rooms rather than 1 big one, but then I find people from my building using them.
I found a womens room in the basement of a building with no women in it, that was good for a few months, but now that whole floor is calssified and i cant get in

 

they have *** gasket dispensers on the walls here, but I still prefer 2 layers of tp

 

just lock your door and **** in a garbage can ... then go throw the bag in the bathroom

 

I thought the rule only applied to urinals.... Not stalls.

 

no way ... def applies to stalls too ... i would rather pee next to someone then drop bombs next to someone ...

 

yeah I never really like the *** gaskets they have on the walls... Cause the middle hangs down intot he water, and I'm always affraid that the water is gonna soak up and get me.... TP is way better

 

hmmm, I'm the other way around....

 

yeah, the water wicks up, and pulls the whole thing into the toilet if ur not fast enough to sit on it

F those things

 

why? peeing doesnt smell bad or make explosive noises (usually)
are you afraid of someone looking at yours?

 

Oh and then you get those toilets that are auto flushes, so you get that gasket set up just right, turn around to sit down, and the dang toilet flushes sucking the gasket down...

F that, just use the TP...


and yeah, I have a shy bladder, I hate it when someone stands next to me when I pee

 

+1

i pee freely ... anywhere ...

but sitting next to a 60 year old executive and hearing him grunt and **** like he drank a bottle of prune juice is not cool ... now if it's a buddy in the next stall over no problem cause then you guys can talk and laugh about pooping

 

i just laughed so hard ... that is true ...


im gonna come up with borne this weekend and follow you to the bathroom so you cant pee all night at the bar

 

haha...

Last year when I went to Florida with Borne, and Flip, I went in to drop a deuce at a resturant and Flip came running in and stuck the video camera over the stall... it was then dubbed "the boom boom cam" no one wanted to go boom boom on the way home cause we knew someone would get us with the camera....

But bring it on sukka... You gonna be in town Friday night????