Big Papa !!
NateDogg is a Daddy yall..... 
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From: Shelby Twp, MI
Re: Big Papa !!
Originally Posted by Natedogg
Thanks guys, hey my rash is healing great. Everyone was asking me what happened to my arm @ the hospital....
i like the name bro
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,842
From: Rockford, Mi
Re: Big Papa !!
Cool man. Didn't even know you were expecting a kid. Little on the small side. Is everything ok?
Now to the important stuff. Now that the snow is gone when are we going riding again?
Now to the important stuff. Now that the snow is gone when are we going riding again?
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Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,231
From: Canton MI( Detroit Area)
Re: Big Papa !!
Congrats NateDogg, welcome to the wounderful world of Poverty...,I mean parenthood. ... you will quickly learn that your rights as a real man have been revoked, now you have to ask the misses and the little one for permisson to do anything, you better ask now if you want to be able to go to CHI in July, and yes just like SonicJay and I you will have to drag the entire family along, and kinder to there needs before you are allowed to have any fun. Welcome to the club...... Impovershed Fathers of America.
Nate dog to do list
1) turn over ***** to wifey
2) buy Mini Van
3) sell all toys, (esp dangerous one's IE motorcycles)
4) cancel subscription's to Maxium, FHM, and Stuff
5) Get subscription to Impovershed Fathers of America
6) tell all of you buddies that you can no longer hang out with them because your wife/ girlfriend dosn't like them anymore.
7) Get second job
8) go on weekly shopping trips with wifey, and sit and wait with all of the other stupid pu$$y wiped husbands, while she tries on 50 different outfits, buys none of them, and askes you if her a$$ looks fat.( ps even if it dose look fat NEVER EVER tell her that, if you ever want to get laid again)
9) buy big house in safe community, so that the family feels safe ( which means that you have to work 7 days a week for the next 30 years, just to keep your head above water!)
10) get big life insurance policy on yourself, so that If you die child, wifey, and her new boyfriend are well taken care of.
11 KILL YOUR SELF (optional)
All ways remember they (women) have all of the Pu$$y, and half of the money, and that Friend of the court is run buy angry man hating dikes & Lesbos, act a fool and they will insure that you Never have any $ ever again!
CONGRATS DOGG.... welcome to my NiteMare
BTW these are all J/k, I am just a sick M- F er.
... you will quickly learn that your rights as a real man have been revoked, now you have to ask the misses and the little one for permisson to do anything, you better ask now if you want to be able to go to CHI in July, and yes just like SonicJay and I you will have to drag the entire family along, and kinder to there needs before you are allowed to have any fun. Welcome to the club...... Impovershed Fathers of America.Nate dog to do list
1) turn over ***** to wifey
2) buy Mini Van
3) sell all toys, (esp dangerous one's IE motorcycles)
4) cancel subscription's to Maxium, FHM, and Stuff
5) Get subscription to Impovershed Fathers of America
6) tell all of you buddies that you can no longer hang out with them because your wife/ girlfriend dosn't like them anymore.
7) Get second job
8) go on weekly shopping trips with wifey, and sit and wait with all of the other stupid pu$$y wiped husbands, while she tries on 50 different outfits, buys none of them, and askes you if her a$$ looks fat.( ps even if it dose look fat NEVER EVER tell her that, if you ever want to get laid again)
9) buy big house in safe community, so that the family feels safe ( which means that you have to work 7 days a week for the next 30 years, just to keep your head above water!)
10) get big life insurance policy on yourself, so that If you die child, wifey, and her new boyfriend are well taken care of.
11 KILL YOUR SELF (optional)
All ways remember they (women) have all of the Pu$$y, and half of the money, and that Friend of the court is run buy angry man hating dikes & Lesbos, act a fool and they will insure that you Never have any $ ever again!
CONGRATS DOGG.... welcome to my NiteMare
BTW these are all J/k, I am just a sick M- F er.
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Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 7,073
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Re: Big Papa !!
Originally Posted by FREE
Congrats NateDogg, welcome to the wounderful world of Poverty...,I mean parenthood. ... you will quickly learn that your rights as a real man have been revoked, now you have to ask the misses and the little one for permisson to do anything, you better ask now if you want to be able to go to CHI in July, and yes just like SonicJay and I you will have to drag the entire family along, and kinder to there needs before you are allowed to have any fun. Welcome to the club...... Impovershed Fathers of America.
Nate dog to do list
1) turn over ***** to wifey
2) buy Mini Van
3) sell all toys, (esp dangerous one's IE motorcycles)
4) cancel subscription's to Maxium, FHM, and Stuff
5) Get subscription to Impovershed Fathers of America
6) tell all of you buddies that you can no longer hang out with them because your wife/ girlfriend dosn't like them anymore.
7) Get second job
8) go on weekly shopping trips with wifey, and sit and wait with all of the other stupid pu$$y wiped husbands, while she tries on 50 different outfits, buys none of them, and askes you if her a$$ looks fat.( ps even if it dose look fat NEVER EVER tell her that, if you ever want to get laid again)
9) buy big house in safe community, so that the family feels safe ( which means that you have to work 7 days a week for the next 30 years, just to keep your head above water!)
10) get big life insurance policy on yourself, so that If you die child, wifey, and her new boyfriend are well taken care of.
11 KILL YOUR SELF (optional)
All ways remember they (women) have all of the Pu$$y, and half of the money, and that Friend of the court is run buy angry man hating dikes & Lesbos, act a fool and they will insure that you Never have any $ ever again!
CONGRATS DOGG.... welcome to my NiteMare
BTW these are all J/k, I am just a sick M- F er.
... you will quickly learn that your rights as a real man have been revoked, now you have to ask the misses and the little one for permisson to do anything, you better ask now if you want to be able to go to CHI in July, and yes just like SonicJay and I you will have to drag the entire family along, and kinder to there needs before you are allowed to have any fun. Welcome to the club...... Impovershed Fathers of America.Nate dog to do list
1) turn over ***** to wifey
2) buy Mini Van
3) sell all toys, (esp dangerous one's IE motorcycles)
4) cancel subscription's to Maxium, FHM, and Stuff
5) Get subscription to Impovershed Fathers of America
6) tell all of you buddies that you can no longer hang out with them because your wife/ girlfriend dosn't like them anymore.
7) Get second job
8) go on weekly shopping trips with wifey, and sit and wait with all of the other stupid pu$$y wiped husbands, while she tries on 50 different outfits, buys none of them, and askes you if her a$$ looks fat.( ps even if it dose look fat NEVER EVER tell her that, if you ever want to get laid again)
9) buy big house in safe community, so that the family feels safe ( which means that you have to work 7 days a week for the next 30 years, just to keep your head above water!)
10) get big life insurance policy on yourself, so that If you die child, wifey, and her new boyfriend are well taken care of.
11 KILL YOUR SELF (optional)
All ways remember they (women) have all of the Pu$$y, and half of the money, and that Friend of the court is run buy angry man hating dikes & Lesbos, act a fool and they will insure that you Never have any $ ever again!
CONGRATS DOGG.... welcome to my NiteMare
BTW these are all J/k, I am just a sick M- F er.
Except the Maxim...my wife beats me to it since she's home during the day!
